Love at First Bite Page #2
Get out of here.
Next!
Alvin, I told you to go find your roots.
But who told you to drink the water?
Passengers for Flight 330,
please board immediately at Gate 5.
Flight 217, now boarding at Gate 5.
Sir, would you like
limo service to New York?
Thank you very much.
And for you, only $25.
Hey, pal, why pay a limo to carry this thing?
I got a private car. Air-conditioned.
$10 flat. No tip. What do you say?
Master, there is a gentleman here
that says he'll take us into town for $10.
Master, what should I do?
All right, enough with the number
already, $7.50.
- But you carry the master.
- I always do.
Come along now, master.
I knew Brother Alvin.
And he was a swinger.
Praise the Lord.
He loved his booze.
He loved his women.
And my wife, too.
But most of all,
he loved his Cadillac Seville.
And it's a beaut.
I know because he left it to me. Hallelujah.
Praise the Lord.
I showed him how God...
wanted him to have a swell time
while he was alive.
Because, brothers and sisters...
when you is gone...
you is gone.
And ain't no way, nohow...
nobody's gonna bring you back here
once you is dead.
Good evening.
I am Count Dracula.
I would like a large suite with a bath.
I have a reservation.
This is not the lobby of the Plaza Hotel?
Hey, you. What's shaking, honky?
Good evening.
Forgive me, but could you direct me
There ain't none.
They scared to come up here after dark.
Honky.
A honky? I am not a honky. I am Romanian.
You mean you was a Romanian, mother.
Hey, man, did you see Roots?
I wouldn't mess with him.
His grandfather was a Watusi.
A Watusi. A warrior.
The time is late, the man is tall...
but I got a date, so he must fall.
Let me have the mother.
It's thanksgiving time, turkey.
I ain't with these guys.
These brothers were just standing here.
Now I know my way home,
so you don't have to show me.
It's dudes like you
that give the neighborhood a bad name.
Raid!
Raid, house and garden bug killer.
Indoors or outdoors,
Raid hunts bugs down like radar.
And kills them dead.
- I win!
- You lose.
Master!
Happy to see you, too, master.
You psychotic, bungling moron.
There is a dead schwartz in there.
That's impossible!
Don't tell me impossible.
Look, go on, look for yourself.
Maybe he's just a late sleeper.
I'll have them get rid of it
immediately, master.
- After that, you'll arrange to get my coffin.
- Yes, master.
Meanwhile, I'm resting.
You will go to make discreet enquiries
as to the whereabouts of Miss Cindy.
so I'll look just like everyone else.
I seriously doubt that, Renfield.
Nevertheless.
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