Love at First Bite Page #2

Synopsis: This vampire spoof has Count Dracula moving to New York to find his Bride, after being forced to move out of his Transylvanian castle. There with the aid of assistant Renfield, he stumbles through typical New York city life situations while pursuing Cindy Soundheim. But her boyfriend, Doctor Jeff Rosenberg, realizes she is under the influence of a vampire, and tries his bumbling best to convince police Lt Ferguson of what is going on, and to help him stop Dracula.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Stan Dragoti
Production: Melvin Simon Productions
  Nominated for 1 Golden Globe. Another 3 wins & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.1
Rotten Tomatoes:
67%
PG
Year:
1979
96 min
Website
267 Views


Get out of here.

Next!

Alvin, I told you to go find your roots.

But who told you to drink the water?

Passengers for Flight 330,

please board immediately at Gate 5.

Flight 217, now boarding at Gate 5.

Sir, would you like

limo service to New York?

Thank you very much.

And for you, only $25.

Hey, pal, why pay a limo to carry this thing?

I got a private car. Air-conditioned.

$10 flat. No tip. What do you say?

Master, there is a gentleman here

that says he'll take us into town for $10.

Master, what should I do?

All right, enough with the number

already, $7.50.

- But you carry the master.

- I always do.

Come along now, master.

I knew Brother Alvin.

And he was a swinger.

Praise the Lord.

He loved his booze.

He loved his women.

And my wife, too.

But most of all,

he loved his Cadillac Seville.

And it's a beaut.

I know because he left it to me. Hallelujah.

Praise the Lord.

I showed him how God...

wanted him to have a swell time

while he was alive.

Because, brothers and sisters...

when you is gone...

you is gone.

And ain't no way, nohow...

nobody's gonna bring you back here

once you is dead.

Good evening.

I am Count Dracula.

I would like a large suite with a bath.

I have a reservation.

This is not the lobby of the Plaza Hotel?

Hey, you. What's shaking, honky?

Good evening.

Forgive me, but could you direct me

to where I might find a taxi?

There ain't none.

They scared to come up here after dark.

Honky.

A honky? I am not a honky. I am Romanian.

You mean you was a Romanian, mother.

Hey, man, did you see Roots?

I wouldn't mess with him.

His grandfather was a Watusi.

A Watusi. A warrior.

The time is late, the man is tall...

but I got a date, so he must fall.

Let me have the mother.

It's thanksgiving time, turkey.

I ain't with these guys.

These brothers were just standing here.

Now I know my way home,

so you don't have to show me.

It's dudes like you

that give the neighborhood a bad name.

Raid!

Raid, house and garden bug killer.

Indoors or outdoors,

Raid hunts bugs down like radar.

And kills them dead.

- I win!

- You lose.

Master!

Happy to see you, too, master.

You psychotic, bungling moron.

There is a dead schwartz in there.

That's impossible!

Don't tell me impossible.

Look, go on, look for yourself.

Maybe he's just a late sleeper.

I'll have them get rid of it

immediately, master.

- After that, you'll arrange to get my coffin.

- Yes, master.

Meanwhile, I'm resting.

You will go to make discreet enquiries

as to the whereabouts of Miss Cindy.

I bought an American suit...

so I'll look just like everyone else.

I seriously doubt that, Renfield.

Nevertheless.

By the time I arise tomorrow evening...

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Robert Kaufman

Robert Kaufman (March 22, 1931 – November 21, 1991) was an American screenwriter, film producer and television writer known for such films and series as Getting Straight, Love at First Bite, She's Out of Control, Divorce American Style, The Cool Ones, Freebie and the Bean, How to Beat the High Co$t of Living, The Monkees, and The Ugliest Girl in Town. more…

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