Love and Other Troubles Page #2

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- I haven't had much to do lately.

- What do you want?

- Nothing special.

- It's been a little lonely.

- Lonely?

- Is that it?

- What would you like to hear then?

Some words of wisdom, for example.

- I got one:
Eat more cupcakes.

- Uh-huh.

Listen, people.

Now! Let's go. Quick.

I'm in a bit of a hurry.

That lady...

She's unbelievably persistent.

- What's wrong with you?

- Nothing.

Ville.

Looks like you're not firing

on all cylinders.

You can't ride your bike home

like this. Hop in.

Your car is a two-seater.

Damn it. You're right.

You like cupcakes?

You want to get out?

- No, I'm good.

- Okay.

Hi! Ville!

I was depressed,

so I thought I'd have a little fun.

- Seriously?

- What the hell?

- What do I see?

- What?

- An expression of emotion.

- I don't want to have this party.

Fine, okay. The party's over!

- I've got a surprise.

- I don't want surprises.

Come on.

Look who xame for a visit.

- Eikka!

- Hi!

- Skidi!

- My godson!

Hi!

- You've put on some bulk.

- How did that happen?

Get your ass down here.

- What's up?

- What did you just play?

The usual stuff.

Listen! Bono singing!

Skidi, let's play.

- Hey. I'm not gonna play

because I always lose. - C'mon.

- If the kid wants to play, let him play.

- Yeah.

- Okay.

- And he arrives in Tangiers.

Right.

Pay me. Give me the cash.

- That was my unemployment benefits.

- Thank you.

- I don't get this game.

- But you won.

- No, I didn't. He won.

- But he didn't get that far.

That's the goal.

Tangiers means "goal" in Swedish.

Come in.

- Give her flowers or something.

- What?

I'm pretty good

at these complicated love stories.

What's the xhallenge in yours?

My dad's also in love with her.

Well, that makes it

a whole other story.

Anything else?

It's been a long time sinxe I...

- You can't do her right away!

- You xan't talk like that!

It's like riding a bike.

Onxe you know how, you never forget.

Seriously.

What do you know about it?

Everything.

Where are you going?

- Taking out the trash.

- Can I come with you?

What?

DRIVE HER CRAZY WITH DESIRE!

TIP No. 1

NIBBLE ON HER EAR

TIP No. 2

LET HER SUCK YOUR FINGER

TIP No. 3

GRAB HER HAIR GENTLY

Have you noticed

that Reagan looks like a testicle?

You're right.

What?

Where is the washing maxhine?

You know how much these xost?

"Congratulations! Start here."

"With the Alphabeta language course

you'll learn English the easy way."

You still have a crush

on the Amerixan girl?

I think I'm going to invest in this.

A donut?

You never eat stuff like that.

It makes me feel so good.

Right.

Side and back. Side and together.

Skip. Skip. Skip. Skip.

- That's retarded.

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