Love and a .45 Page #4

them real good hot links?

It's got a big red billboard.

What about that place?

It's penny-ante bullshit.

Just hold on to your horses,

Watty, okay?

Have you no faith in me?

I've been gettin' real sweet on

the girl who works the day shift.

She told me...

that the owner's gettin'

himself a brand new bass boat.

Oh, well, that's bad ass, Billy.

I'm real happy for him.

There's some damn

good fishing around here...

But what the f*** do I need

with a bass boat?

He's buying the boat

with cash, Watty.

He's got it locked up in

the safe,

because he thinks his wife's

gonna take it,

and go out on a shopping spree.

You know how them b*tches get.

He's all paranoid.

The money's right there

in the safe.

How much money you figure

he's got in there?

What I'm figuring is

ten-thousand dollars, man.

Ten grand?

Where in the hell did you get these?

I got 'em at the discount store, man.

They were in the bargain bin.

Oh, God, Billy.

Just give me my gun.

Okay, Billy, Let's check to make

sure these babies ain't loaded.

- Check.

- Check.

Hey, man, you sure you don't

want any of this?

I don't think it's such

a good idea

for you to be doin' that sh*t

before a job.

Cleans out my brain.

Turns your brain into

chewing gum.

- I'm cool.

- You better be cool.

- Are you ready?

- Born on a green light, Daddyo.

Let's go.

Okay, honey, just remain real calm.

I'm here to rob this place

and I aim to do it right.

Give me all your money.

Look at the funny man.

Y'all say this is a robbery?

Y'all say there's some money?

There ain't no money.

So, why don't you two jokers

get lost?

Oh man, she's high as a kite.

What the hell's goin' on, huh?

Okay, lady...

now you just tell me

where the money is...

and we'll get it ourselves, okay?

Hey...

you're kinda cute.

Wanta get high with me?

You do not wanta f***

with me lady.

Tell me where that money is.

The money for the bass boat.

- Where the hell is it!?

- I told you...

I put all the money

in my main line.

Quit f***ing around with us,

you stupid b*tch.

I know there's some f***ing

money in here

for some Goddamn bass boat.

Get it out of the f***ing safe now!

Billy Mack?

Is that you, hon?

Honey!

Oh, man!

That is f***ing great.

That's f***ing beautiful, man.

She seen your face.

Billy, you stupid a**hole.

Watty...

you hear them f***in' sirens?

What the f*** did you do?

F***in' trip the f***in' alarm?

You stupid f***ed up b*tch.

F*** me again

like you did last night.

You called the cops you

f***in', f***ed up b*tch!

Billy, what the hell you doin'?

She seen my f***in' face, Watt.

What the f***.

The cops are on their f***in' way.

You seen my f***in' face, b*tch.

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