Love and a .45 Page #2

an honest woman out of me.

Where's that damn ring?

Come on, Star. You've been saying

that everyday since you were fifteen.

There ain't gonna be no ring today.

Mm-hmm.

I know today's gonna be the day.

Yes.

I think I'm gonna have

to tickle you

till you ask me

the big question.

And if that doesn't work...

I'm gonna hold that gun

up to your head...

till you ask me what I like.

Wait.

- Huh?

- Did you hear that?

I don't want to hear it, baby.

Listen.

Wait who is that?

Go see who that is.

Oh sh*t.

Okay.

Rain down on the bugs.

Come on, little bugs.

- Creepy, You pissin' again?

- Drink it up.

Well, if it ain't my favorite

two homicidal maniacs...

Creepy Cody and Dinosaur Bob.

How you boys doin'?

Watty Watts.

I hope we didn't wake you

too early this fine morning.

Yeah, we been partying

all night.

Yeah, I see you boys are lookin'

proper and prim this morning.

Man, we've been

in a different time zone.

For us it's four 'o clock

in the afternoon.

Well, it ain't four o'clock

in the afternoon for me, boys.

We didn't think so, Watty.

What ya doin' to my tomatoes, man?

- He's watering 'em.

- I eat those tomatoes, a**holes.

Well, we stopped by to remind

you today is payday.

Why don't you two speed freaks

get lost?

I haven't eatin'

my breakfast yet.

You know, I hate breakfast.

It makes me want to puke.

You just...

Go on back to...

Whatever it was you were doing.

Oh...

How's that p*ssy?

I don't think I caught your

meaning there, Bob.

As least for your sake

I hope I didn't.

Watty...

Hey, we just came by

to remind you that today,

Pecro wants his

f***ing money.

You know how Pecro can get.

- Get the two grand.

- Get the money, f***er.

I got your money, boys.

I just need to retrieve it.

Good. We're gonna see you again

sooner or later.

Sooner than later.

Hey, Watt, who was that?

Two a**hole Bible salesmen.

What'd they want?

To save my soul.

Hey...

Come over here and hold me.

Uh-huh.

Do you love me, Watt?

More than anything.

More than your car likes oil?

More than my car likes oil.

More than a preacher likes God?

More than Jimmy Swaggart

loves to sweat.

Well, I think you'd

better kiss me then, huh?

Is that who I think it is?

Yeah.

You promised me you weren't

gonna have

anything to do with him, Watt.

Man, you promised me.

I gotta make car payments,

don't I?

I told you I didn't want

anymore of your

Goddamn prison buddies

over at the house.

Especially not him.

Why can't y'all meet at

a pool hall or something?

I told him to call me

if he had any leads.

Why can't he use

the damn phone?

'Cause he thinks all the lines

are bugged.

Look, I don't like him, okay?

He's an drug addict

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