Love Affair Page #4

What're you talking about?

Are you saying a football player

is greater if he doesn't think?

I like watching you move.

Excuse me.

Basically, I'm in TV, too, now.

Hey, you.

Hi, how are you?

See the heavyset guy at the bar

with a camera?

He was traumatized by the landing

last night. He's so sweet.

I couldn't even get him

to come to the table.

- I can do that.

- Would you?

I'll do that for you.

That's so nice of you.

What are you doing?

Watching you move.

I saw what was going on

with you and the captain.

I'm not gonna put up with it

another moment, understand me?

They may be pretty faces,

but they're shallow.

Thank you, dear, I just...

I needed to hear you say that.

Did she fall for it?

The silly story of the plane going

down and moving to a Russian ship.

She doesn't ask a lot of questions.

- Is that good?

- I think so.

You don't play around, do you?

No, but I think I might have to if

I were involved with someone like you.

But you wouldn't.

You're way too fussy.

- Fussy?

- Cautious.

Playing around is like this.

Too much is bad for you,

but a little raises the HDLs.

- HDLs?

- Good for the heart.

Is it?

I think that might be

difficult for you.

Is that so?

It might be.

But you can get a little wet,

even if you're fussy.

Miss MclKay.

Radiotelegram.

I'll be right back.

Alka-Seltzer, for headache.

My wife has a headache.

It's me.

It's me.

Hello, honey.

- She was drunk.

- You're drunk.

- I'm not drunk!

- I see you're drunk.

- You're at the bar, flirting.

- I do not flirt!

You do flirt!

You gonna marry him?

Forget that.

What do you mean, a sailboat?

A coat or a dress I can understand.

But a sailboat?

That's what I'm doing in Sydney.

I'm decorating a sailboat.

- A red one.

- You're a decorator?

I'm a musician.

What do you play?

Piano, I guess.

I don't know. I teach it.

But I also write songs and I sing.

You sure sound like you sing.

Yeah, I sing.

I'm big. I'm very big.

Ray Charles sings, "You got the right

one" and someone goes, "Uh-huh"...

...in certain South American

countries, that's me.

Also, I have dabbled in waitressing...

...but at the apex of my music career

and my food service career...

...I met a man and I helped him

decorate his apartment in New York.

Then I decorated his Hampton house

and his house in Palm Beach.

Then I decorated his apartment

in Sydney.

If his acquisition

of Virgin succeeds...

...I'm sure I'll decorate something

in London.

But at the moment, it's a sailboat.

It's red. It's nice.

- You gonna marry him?

- Yeah, I guess. I hope so.

I'm madly in love with him.

What?

Come here.

All right?

- I really should go.

- No, don't.

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