Love & Air Sex Page #2

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

What up? Dude, you gotta see this, dude.

Okay, okay.

You have to see this.

Stan, this is Joe.

Yo!

Oh, hey, man.

What's up, dude?

You live here, too?

Neat. This is Redge,

over here. He owns the place.

Hey, what's up... Hollywood!

Hey.

I'm gonna sleep on the couch,

you're gonna sleep on the floor.

Cool, thanks, man,

I appreciate it.

Yeah, man,

no problem, just,

the toilet doesn't work so

you've gotta pee-pee in the sink

and poo-poo at 7-Eleven.

Fantastic.

Joseph, let's see it.

Yeah!

She's so f***ing wet,

look at that!

F***, yeah. Now, turn

around, make her eat your ass.

Ass-eating time,

munch it.

It's time.

Oh, yeah, f*** her.

Ahh! Yeah, that's it,

that's it! Ooh!

Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

All right, all right.

That was fun.

What was that?

Oh, he nailed it.

It's air sex.

What is that, air sex? You

don't know what air sex...

I thought you said

he was from LA?

It's kind of a big deal. Okay.

Focus on me

right now, guys.

Does this take place

on the astral plane?

Or in a fantasy world?

No, this happens

here in real life.

Do the laws of physics

apply here? Absolutely.

Here's what

I'm seeing.

Whoa, what are you

seeing? I'm seeing you

laying on the ground

being sixty-nined,

and then when you say

"Have her eat your ass. "

You sit up, she's

magically underneath you.

Are you f***ing a ghost?

Let's all slow down.

Nobody's done a f***ing ghost routine,

that's a good idea, we should do a

ghost routine. Listen, okay, that's fine,

but if you're gonna f*** a ghost, we

have to introduce in the first act,

not the third act,

that you're f***ing a ghost.

Unless we're doing an

M. Night Shyamalama thing...

We are not gonna do an

M. Night Shyamalama thing!

Did I tell you how many guys I

slept with after our last breakup?

No?

Seven.

Wow!

Yep.

That's kind of

a lot, right?

It's... It's not a little.

So you're gonna do that in

front of hundreds of people?

Yeah.

Okay. That's ridiculous.

Right. You do know that, right?

No, no, I do,

I do, I do.

I know that it's

ridiculous to win the finals

and get a month

of free alcohol.

Horny college girls knowing

that we know how to f***?

It's silly, actually.

Okay, guys, order up!

Backdoor Tacos never die!

They just multiply.

Ah, muchas gracias!

Look, man, can we just go to a

regular bar, like the Dog & Duck?

The Dog & Duck

suck and f***?

F*** that place.

What do you mean,

"F*** that place"?

He lost it in the divorce.

Shut the f*** up, Joey.

Just wanted some other

dick, you know? Yeah...

Like, I live

with Jeff's dick.

It's just so familiar.

I see his pee coming

out of it and I'm like,

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes