Love & Basketball Page #3

I love you, bro.

- I love you, too.

- Be cool.

Hey, what's up, man?

Thank you.

Hey, Mr. M.

Hey, Miss Baller.

Excuse me, ladies.

- Way to hoop.

- I know this.

- What you want?

- A ride home.

Your legs don't look broke.

Look, big head,

I'll be at your car.

I guess "Please"

would be a stretch?

Please.

Don't touch the radio,

all right?

Just appreciate

the ride home.

Have a little respect

for a man's car.

Put something on.

No, I like going home

in silence after the game.

Thinking about how good

I look shootin' that three.

Don't flatter yourself.

What's that?

Some note Shawnee Easton

told me to give you.

Shawnee Easton.

With the bigass titties?

Hey, give it here!

Give it here!

"Q, you are so fine.

"I've been wanting

to get with you.

"Let me take you

to the spring dance...

and I promise

I'll leave you satisfied."

What a ho.

Why she gotta be a ho

'cause she wanna get with me?

She's a ho because she's sends

her coochie through the mail.

And?

She's not saying,

"I think you're a nice guy...

and I want to get

to know you better."

She's saying, "I wanna bone."

She's honest.

An honest, tramp-ass ho.

But then I guess you'll stick

your thing in anything.

My thing?

I didn't know you cared so much.

I don't.

So, who you going

to the dance with, anyway?

Spalding?

Who's Spalding?

- See?

- Stupid!

That's why you ain't

getting recruited.

Who said I'm not

getting recruited?

Your hot-ass temper,

that's who.

I'm not the one

who put this scar here...

when we were 11-years-old

'cause he was about to lose.

You know what?

Give me your best shot.

Give me your best shot.

I'm sick of...

Would you watch the damn road?

I am. I'm sick of you

hanging this over my head.

Give me your best shot.

Don't tempt me.

I'm warning you.

I'm warning you.

You don't store that attitude,

no one will recruit you.

Please.

You jump in some guy's face,

you talk smack...

and you get a pat on your ass.

But because I'm a female...

I get told to calm down

and act like a lady.

I'm a ballplayer.

With a jacked-up attitude.

Didn't know you cared so much.

I really don't.

Good.

I'm home! What's up, Mom?

What is this?

That's your earring.

I look like

some hoochie to you?

I found it on your bed.

What you doing in my room?

I have told you about

these fast-ass girls.

We were just studying.

Boy, I'm not playing with you.

These girls are looking

to get you caught.

They see you,

and they see dollar signs.

I know.

Are you hearing me?

I'm hearing you.

No. Are you hearing me?

I've been hearing you, Mom.

How was your game?

27 points, 11 assists,

still undefeated.

Still the man.

You know that.

Where's your dad?

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