
Love & Air Sex
Have you guys talked?
Nope.
You know she has
a superpower?
Did you know that?
She has a superpower.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah!
She can make
a check turn invisible
when it lands on the table.
I swear to God, man.
One time I sat there
for fucking 45 minutes.
I was just curious, I just wanted
to see what was gonna happen.
She's just sipping
her water and chatting.
The waiter comes over and he's like,
"Excuse me, I'd like to close out now. "
And she's just sipping
her water and chatting.
Finally, I pick her fucking
thing up and she says,
"Oh, thank you
so much, sweetie!"
Like all of a sudden,
F*ck that shit!
So, otherwise you've
been good? So good, man.
I love being
single so much.
What about you?
How's New York?
Oh, um...
Fine.
Classes?
Interesting.
Really hard.
Dr. Morgan.
So dope!
What?
Yeah, in like six years.
What's up with you,
man, huh?
Coochie, coochie-coo!
Really?
Any guys that are
worth a shit?
Oh, my God, dude,
the girls in LA...
Really?
Woo!
I'm not really in the state of
mind where I think I'd notice.
Well, you have come to
Austin, Texas on a good night,
because I've lined
something up for this evening
that will have us
literally eating pussy.
I don't think you mean...
Dude, don't doubt on...
Oh, you'll notice.
Tonight, you'll notice.
What! Get out of my holes!
Oh, man.
Thanks!
No problem. You got it?
Yes.
Okay.
Um, what is that?
Oh, yeah.
That's Jeff's shit.
I threw it out.
And he just left it here?
He's too scared to come by.
This is it?
Yep.
Hop out.
Why?
'Cause my door doesn't work,
you have to get out. Still?
Yeah, still.
So, how do you
know this guy?
It's Redge.
Who's Redge?
Redge, he's...
He's old-school.
Yeah,
you spread it.
You spread it and then you f*ck
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