Love & Air Sex

Have you guys talked?

Nope.

You know she has

a superpower?

Did you know that?

She has a superpower.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah!

She can make

a check turn invisible

when it lands on the table.

I swear to God, man.

One time I sat there

for fucking 45 minutes.

I was just curious, I just wanted

to see what was gonna happen.

She's just sipping

her water and chatting.

The waiter comes over and he's like,

"Excuse me, I'd like to close out now. "

And she's just sipping

her water and chatting.

Finally, I pick her fucking

thing up and she says,

"Oh, thank you

so much, sweetie!"

Like all of a sudden,

the check fucking exists.

F*ck that shit!

So, otherwise you've

been good? So good, man.

I love being

single so much.

What about you?

How's New York?

Oh, um...

Fine.

Classes?

Interesting.

Really hard.

Dr. Morgan.

So dope!

What?

Yeah, in like six years.

What's up with you,

man, huh?

Coochie, coochie-coo!

Really?

Any guys that are

worth a shit?

Oh, my God, dude,

the girls in LA...

Really?

Woo!

I'm not really in the state of

mind where I think I'd notice.

Well, you have come to

Austin, Texas on a good night,

because I've lined

something up for this evening

that will have us

literally eating pussy.

I don't think you mean...

Dude, don't doubt on...

Oh, you'll notice.

Tonight, you'll notice.

What! Get out of my holes!

Oh, man.

Thanks!

No problem. You got it?

Yes.

Okay.

Um, what is that?

Oh, yeah.

That's Jeff's shit.

I threw it out.

And he just left it here?

He's too scared to come by.

This is it?

Yep.

Hop out.

Why?

'Cause my door doesn't work,

you have to get out. Still?

Yeah, still.

So, how do you

know this guy?

It's Redge.

Who's Redge?

Redge, he's...

He's old-school.

Yeah,

you spread it.

You spread it and then you f*ck

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