Love & Air Sex Page #2
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
What up? Dude, you gotta see this, dude.
Okay, okay.
You have to see this.
Stan, this is Joe.
Yo!
Oh, hey, man.
What's up, dude?
You live here, too?
Neat. This is Redge,
over here. He owns the place.
Hey, what's up... Hollywood!
Hey.
you're gonna sleep on the floor.
Cool, thanks, man,
I appreciate it.
Yeah, man,
no problem, just,
the toilet doesn't work so
you've gotta pee-pee in the sink
and poo-poo at 7-Eleven.
Fantastic.
Joseph, let's see it.
Yeah!
She's so f***ing wet,
look at that!
F***, yeah. Now, turn
around, make her eat your ass.
Ass-eating time,
munch it.
It's time.
Oh, yeah, f*** her.
Ahh! Yeah, that's it,
that's it! Ooh!
Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
All right, all right.
That was fun.
What was that?
Oh, he nailed it.
It's air sex.
What is that, air sex? You
don't know what air sex...
I thought you said
he was from LA?
It's kind of a big deal. Okay.
Focus on me
right now, guys.
Does this take place
on the astral plane?
Or in a fantasy world?
No, this happens
here in real life.
Do the laws of physics
apply here? Absolutely.
Here's what
I'm seeing.
Whoa, what are you
seeing? I'm seeing you
laying on the ground
being sixty-nined,
and then when you say
"Have her eat your ass. "
You sit up, she's
magically underneath you.
Are you f***ing a ghost?
Let's all slow down.
Nobody's done a f***ing ghost routine,
that's a good idea, we should do a
ghost routine. Listen, okay, that's fine,
but if you're gonna f*** a ghost, we
have to introduce in the first act,
not the third act,
that you're f***ing a ghost.
Unless we're doing an
M. Night Shyamalama thing...
We are not gonna do an
M. Night Shyamalama thing!
Did I tell you how many guys I
slept with after our last breakup?
No?
Seven.
Wow!
Yep.
That's kind of
a lot, right?
It's... It's not a little.
So you're gonna do that in
front of hundreds of people?
Yeah.
Okay. That's ridiculous.
Right. You do know that, right?
No, no, I do,
I do, I do.
I know that it's
ridiculous to win the finals
and get a month
of free alcohol.
that we know how to f***?
It's silly, actually.
Okay, guys, order up!
They just multiply.
Ah, muchas gracias!
Look, man, can we just go to a
regular bar, like the Dog & Duck?
The Dog & Duck
suck and f***?
F*** that place.
What do you mean,
"F*** that place"?
He lost it in the divorce.
Shut the f*** up, Joey.
Just wanted some other
dick, you know? Yeah...
Like, I live
with Jeff's dick.
It's just so familiar.
I see his pee coming
out of it and I'm like,
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