Love, Simon Page #2
There's a whole world
to look at!
You can look people
in the eyes!
(groans)
Gah! Yeah.
Stop with the selfies.
You're not all that.
- I'll see you guys at lunch.
- Yeah.
Wow! Simonay.
Look at those new kicks,
my brother.
Where'd you get those? Where
could I get a pair of those?
- I forget. Sorry.
- You forget?
Come on, you gotta let me
know the brand!
I want to be sneaker brothers.
Oh, I see more phones!
Who took your phones now?
Me! Me! Me took your phones now!
You can get 'em at my office!
I can't believe we have to be
off book, in like, two weeks.
Seriously, Sally Bowles
never shuts the eff up.
SIMON:
Don't you wishyou were talentless like me?
Here. Let me show you
a thing or two.
SIMON:
Because then you couldjust be living the easy life
as company member
number eight.
(Abby laughs)
Well, well, well...
If it isn't my fellow thespians.
Hey, Martin.
Hey, Spier. Hey, Abby.
Hi.
Excited to rehearse
with you later.
Hey, uh, so, fun fact.
You know that Cabaret
called I Am Camera?
Then I Am a Camera
was based off
this novel called
Goodbye to Berlin.
And Goodbye to Berlin
Christopher Isherwood's
- (bell rings)
Wow. That's awesome.
I have homeroom.
Yeah. All right.
Well, I think she
found that interesting.
Bye, Martin.
Bye, big boy.
(chuckles)
Suraj! Now.
Come on. You know the drill.
EMILY:
I've had an inspiration.How about The Affair?
No. No. We cannot watch
The Affair as a family.
- Why not?
Oh, well, God forbid we should
watch people make love.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
You guys are so repressed.
Don't therapize us, okay?
We are not your patients.
- We're your family.
- EMILY:
That's true.If you were my patients, you'd
be much more well-adjusted.
- Oh. Nice therapy burn, baby.
- Thank you.
- She got you.
- You know what?
We didn't see last week's
episode of The Bachelor.
Yeah, how did that guy
even become the bachelor?
Why?
Well, he's clearly gay.
- NORA:
No, he's not.- Really?
- He's handsome.
- That date,
where he took the girl to
the "make your
own perfume" place?
Dad! The producers
plan those dates.
He is so fruity.
He's so fruity.
He's a one-man pride parade.
Are you kidding me?
- He has more chemistry
- Just stop it.
with Chris Harrison,
than any of those girls.
(whispers) After this, I gotta
show you something.
Okay?
Let's watch The Americans.
you here next to me.
So your mother decided
that we should make
each other anniversary
presents this year.
You know, so they came
from the heart, or some crap.
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