Louis C.K. 2017 Page #2
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that don't give a sh*t.
"We're gonna cut his head off!"
"Yeah, okay."
"It's not fun now."
of being beheaded...
If...
The worst thing about being beheaded
is that you look really dumb right after.
That's the worst part.
They go like that, and you're like:
"Duh."
Just that f***ing dopey...
I don't think they like beheading
bald people 'cause they can't do this...
That's the best part.
They got to go like this.
It's not as cool.
So, just shave the top of your head,
and you won't have to worry about it.
So, that's the first reason.
That's the first reason I think
women should be allowed to kill babies.
'Cause life is not so important.
The second reason
Women have to decide who lives and dies.
That's because they're the female
of the species.
In the reproductive arena,
that's what the female does.
They are the selectors.
They have to decide this.
We give them this responsibility
when we f*** them.
We go, "Here, you decide
what to do with this sh*t."
See you later.
She has to figure out
if you should have kids,
if she should have them. That's her job.
Because women have judgment.
They have judgment.
Men don't have judgment.
Men have intent.
Men just want to spray the world
with their cum, just mist.
"More of me.
More of me."
It's her job to go,
"That's enough of you, I think.
No, that's really enough."
I don't think that face needs to repeat.
I've seen your father,
and it's not getting better.
She doesn't realize this
until after you f*** her.
That's actually when she really knows,
is when you're like, "Yeah!"
And she's like, "I'm not having
this piece of sh*t's baby."
And that's why abortion is the last line
of defense
against shitty people in the species.
So, we need them
I mean, all animals do this.
Animals do it late.
They have the baby.
Then they're like, "You know what?
It's cold. I'm gonna eat this one."
"But when is it okay?
When should they be allowed?"
When it's in their p*ssy.
That whole time.
It's in her p*ssy.
If there's a dude in your p*ssy,
you get to kill him.
I think that's pretty fundamental.
You're allowed to kill people
if they're in your house.
So... that's what I think.
I have two kids.
I try to be a better person
around my kids.
I try to change my behavior around them.
Like, I have rules in my house,
they all apply to me.
Like, I have a rule
that I don't curse around my kids.
That's a rule. It does happen.
You have a stressful moment,
and you're with your kids,
so, you say something by mistake.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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