Louis C.K. - Live at the Beacon Theater
- Year:
- 2011
- 63 min
- 176 Views
are--her family---
That was a person.
That was my grandmother.
She used to wear glasses
and say things.
And now she's just shaved
head on a metal table
with a hungover medical student
trying to dig our her pancreas.
And he gets an "F".
Imagine being the body where
the kid got an "F" on you.
The teacher's like,
"No, you idiot."
And he writes "F" on her tit
with a Sharpie and just
throws her down a shoot
on a pile of "F" bodies.
So, I don't care about her.
[shout from audience] Louis!
Shut up, idiot.
Just shut your fucking mouth.
Didn't you hear me before?
Okay, so what am I going to do
with my body. I'm going to die
and I have to tell people
what to do with my remains.
I have an idea for something
to do with my body
or for other people to do with it,
that will do good in the world.
It doesn't exist yet
as an institution
starting with my body.
What it is, it's a place
where you can go
and be with a dead body
and you just do
whatever you want.
And--
the point of this
is that there are people out there
who have sexual compulsions
and they can't control them
and so they go and they
bother alive people.
And with this you get it
out of your system.
This is the deal.
You go in the room.
There's nobody else with you.
You've got 90 minutes.
You just do whatever you
want, whatever it is.
Shit in my mouth.
You want to--
Stick my toe in your pussy.
Piss on my face.
Whatever is the thing you gotta do.
Jack off with the cartilage of my ear.
Whatever is your heart's desire.
I want to be the Willy Wonka
for perverts.
[singing] You can come on my back
and pretend that I'm your father.
[singing] I am dead, I don't mind.
Sexual perversion is a problem.
You can't stop it.
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
"Louis C.K. - Live at the Beacon Theater" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2020. Web. 28 Sep. 2020. <https://www.scripts.com/script/louis_c.k._-_live_at_the_beacon_theater_12883>.
