Louis C.K.: Shameless Page #2
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2007
- 56 min
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FOR A TIME MACHINE,
BUT I WOULD'VE
BUT I WOULDN' HAVE KILLED HITLER.
I WOULD'VE RAPED HIM.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
BECAUSE I THINK THA WOULD'VE BEEN ENOUGH,
HE NEVER WOULD'VE PULLED
I DON'T FEEL GOOD."
- LOW SELF-ESTEEM,
AND, YOU KNOW...
OBVIOUSLY,
F*** SOMEBODY AND
THEY WON'T LET YOU,
IN WHICH CASE, UH...
- WHAT OTHER
IN THEIR BODY:
HA HA HA. OK.
THAT'S F***ED UP.
SO, HERE'S A WEIRD THING
I HAVE THIS, UH,
AND IT SAYS:
"AWESOME POSSUM" ON IT.
AND IT'S GOT A PICTURE
OF A POSSUM.
I KNOW IT'S STUPID, BUT A FRIEND
F*** YOU, I BOUGHT IT.
BUT, UH, I-
WITH THE AWESOME POSSUM SHIRT,
AND I WAS IN THIS COFFEE PLACE
IN L.A., YOU KNOW,
LIKE A COFFEE-NOT LIKE, UH,
LIKE STARBUCKS,
LIKE AN INDIE COFFEE PLACE WHERE
AND THEY'RE LIKE, OOH-
EH-HEH-EH-HEH...
SNOW HATS IN THE F***ING SUMMER
THOSE COOL PEOPLE.
AND THEY SAY COOL THINGS LIKE,
"YEAH, ME, TOO."
OR WHATEVER, YOU KNOW.
DOORWAY AND F***ING HATE THEM.
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I THINK IT'S
'CAUSE I HATE THEM.
I JUST HATE-
AND IN BOSTON,
PEOPLE JUST BEA THE SH*T OUT OF EACH OTHER.
FOR NO REASON.
THEY JUST BEAT THE SHI OUT OF EACH OTHER.
YOU NEED THAT,
YOU KNOW, TO KEEP
QUALITY CONTROL.
THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN,
AND F***IN'- THEY'RE
JUST A BUMMER, YOU KNOW?
LIKE I WAS ONCE ON VENICE BEACH
AND I'M JOGGING,
AND THERE'S THIS GUY
ROLLERBLADING TOWARDS ME.
AND HE'S-HE'S GO ROLLERBLADES ON,
AND JUST A THONG,
JUST A F***ING THONG,
THAT'S JUST GRABBING
NAKED OTHERWISE,
AND HE'S GOT THIS
KENNY "G" HAIR,
AND HE'S JUS ROLLERBLADING, LIKE-
"I'M FREE!"
- AND I ACTUALLY
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