Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store Page #3
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- 2015
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And I realize, oh,
she's, like, a student,
like, a singing music student,
and she's doing her vocal
exercises on the subway.
You know what?
It wasn't charming or nice.
It was arrogant and rude,
'cause she just had
this look like, it's-
I'm so cool, 'cause I'm studying
music in New York City
and I just do my thing
right on the subway every day.
La-la la-la-la la-la, everybody!
La-la la-la-la la-la,
tired nurse
who just did a 14-hour shift!
We live in an interesting time,
you know.
'Cause you can be
on an airplane,
you're like one
of 200 passengers.
You're on a flight
30,000 feet in the air,
and in the middle of the flight
if you just decide to do this,
you're sitting in your seat
and you just start going
like this, you go...
Maaah!
Maaah! Mahh!
If you do that and
don't stop doing it,
they will land the plane.
You can will a plane
to the ground
without a weapon or a threat.
You don't even
have to do that much,
you can just sit there and
just start going, "Down!
Down!"
Seriously, if you were
on a plane
and you just didn't
stop saying "down."
"Down!
Down!"
"Sir, is there a problem?"
"Down!
Down!"
Fighter jets will appear-
I mean, you're going
to the nearest airport.
And then I guess
you're in trouble, but...
What? They can't put you,
like, in prison
because you said
"down" several times.
They, like, bother you.
"Why'd you do it?
Are you a terrorist?
Why'd you do it?"
"I just-I just didn't want
to be up anymore.
"I just didn't like it.
"I mean, I just said the word
of the-where I wanted to be.
"You didn't have to do it.
It was just a suggestion,
Jesus Christ."
I was on a plane once and there
was two babies on the plane.
And other people,
it wasn't just...
It wasn't just me
and two babies.
That would be weird.
You get on a plane,
there's just two babies.
Come on, we're leaving soon.
He's the pilot baby.
I'm the other baby.
No, that's all right,
I'm not gonna...
You babies have a good flight,
but I'm gonna find
another way to get there.
Yeah, I don't like the way
this was starting.
Anyway, I was on a plane
and there was these two babies
and they were crying
the whole time,
crying the whole flight,
and that happens a lot.
I don't think they knew each
other, they were just crying.
I've seen this
on so many flights,
I started to wonder, is there
a reason for this?
Is there, like,
there's an actual reason
why babies cry on airplanes,
and it's because they're upset
that gay people
are getting married.
Yeah.
They're, like, really upset.
Like, inconsolably upset.
Honey, it's-
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