Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store

Synopsis: Comedian Louis C.K. performs live at the Comedy store in LA.
Director(s): Louis C.K.
  Won 1 Primetime Emmy. Another 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
7.9
Year:
2015
66 min
45 Views

and you sand it, and then 120,

and then you go, "All right,

honey, get up there,"

and she just...

Like, an old-

Like, one of those

Danish tables, or like a...

Ooh.

Nice old Italian table.

"This table is-a very smooth

"because, eh, my wife

have a very juicy pussy

"and she vagine the table

and my family,

we do this

for generations, we vagine."

All right.

So I'm 47 now, and, uh...

Yeah, I know, that's about

what it's worth.

That's what it-

That's what that deserves.

"Woo."

"Woo."

"Woo!"

Yeah, 47 doesn't

buy you anything.

18, you can vote,

21, you can drink,

and 47, you can just-

Just keep doing whatever.

Just do...

Just keep being out of breath.

One good thing is that

I've let go of any dream

of getting in great shape,

like, it's like a relief.

Just 'cause-

My whole life I've been like,

well, someday, I should

really get in great shape.

Now, I'm like, what?

Why would I do that?

That's not gonna happen.

Just-

To me, the bar,

the level I wanna reach

as far as the shape I'm in,

I just want it to be

so that if you find out

that I died,

you ask "What happened?"

That's all.

I want you to wonder

what happened.

I don't want it to be

like, "Oh, he died?"

Oh, yeah, well, sure.

Sure he did.

Sure he did.

This'd be bigger news to you-

Did you hear

Louie's still alive?

Shit.

Oh, really?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God, how?

How?

Some things change

when you get older.

Like, I've reallocated some

of the noises that I make.

Like, the noise

I used to make when I come

is now the noise I make

when I pee.

Oh... oh...

Oh...

Ah...

Ahhh...

Take it all, bitch.

Very disrespectful

to my toilet, unfortunately.

Yeah, you like that piss,

don't you?

Bitch!

I'm gonna shit in your mouth,

too, 'cause you ain't nothing

but a shit-eatin',

Rate this script:(0.00 / 0 votes)

Louis C.K.

Louis A. Székely (born September 12, 1967), better known by his stage name Louis C.K. (), is a Mexican American stand-up comedian, writer, actor, and filmmaker. He is known for his use of observational, self-deprecating, dark, and shock humor. In 2012, C.K. won a Peabody Award and has received six Primetime Emmy Awards, as well as numerous awards for The Chris Rock Show, Louie, and his stand-up specials Live at the Beacon Theater (2011) and Oh My God (2013). He has won the Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album twice. Rolling Stone ranked C.K.'s stand-up special Shameless number three on their "Divine Comedy: 25 Best Stand-Up Specials and Movies of All Time" list and ranked him fourth on its 2017 list of the 50 best stand-up comics of all time.C.K. began his career in the 1990s writing for comedians including David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, Dana Carvey, Chris Rock, and also for other comedy shows. Also in this period, he was directing surreal short films and went on to direct two features—Tomorrow Night (1998) and Pootie Tang (2001). In 2001, C.K. released his debut comedy album, Live in Houston directly through his website and became among the first performers to offer direct-to-fan sales of tickets to his stand-up shows, as well as DRM-free video concert downloads, via his website. He has released nine comedy albums, often directing and editing his specials as well. He had supporting acting roles in the films The Invention of Lying (2009), American Hustle, Blue Jasmine (both 2013), and Trumbo (2015). C.K. created, directed, executive produced, starred in, wrote, and was the primary editor of, Louie, an acclaimed semi-autobiographical comedy-drama series aired from 2010 to 2015 on FX. In 2016, C.K. created and starred in his self-funded web series Horace and Pete. He also co-created the shows Baskets and Better Things for FX and voiced Max the dog in the animated film The Secret Life of Pets in the same year. His 2017 film, I Love You, Daddy, was pulled from distribution prior to its scheduled release date after multiple women accused him of sexual misconduct which he then admitted to. more…

All Louis C.K. scripts | Louis C.K. Scripts

FAVORITE (0 fans)

Submitted on August 05, 2018

Translation

Translate and read this script in other languages:

Select another language:

  • - Select -
  • Chinese - Simplified 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
  • Chinese - Traditional 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
  • Spanish Español (Spanish)
  • Esperanto Esperanto (Esperanto)
  • Japanese 日本語 (Japanese)
  • Portuguese Português (Portuguese)
  • German Deutsch (German)
  • Arabic العربية (Arabic)
  • French Français (French)
  • Russian Русский (Russian)
  • Kannada ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
  • Korean 한국어 (Korean)
  • Hebrew עברית (Hebrew)
  • Ukrainian Український (Ukrainian)
  • Urdu اردو (Urdu)
  • Hungarian Magyar (Hungarian)
  • Hindi मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
  • Indonesian Indonesia (Indonesian)
  • Italian Italiano (Italian)
  • Tamil தமிழ் (Tamil)
  • Turkish Türkçe (Turkish)
  • Telugu తెలుగు (Telugu)
  • Thai ภาษาไทย (Thai)
  • Vietnamese Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
  • Czech Čeština (Czech)
  • Polish Polski (Polish)
  • Indonesian Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
  • Romanian Românește (Romanian)
  • Dutch Nederlands (Dutch)
  • Greek Ελληνικά (Greek)
  • Latin Latinum (Latin)
  • Swedish Svenska (Swedish)
  • Danish Dansk (Danish)
  • Finnish Suomi (Finnish)
  • Persian فارسی (Persian)
  • Yiddish ייִדיש (Yiddish)
  • Armenian հայերեն (Armenian)
  • Norwegian Norsk (Norwegian)
  • English English (English)

Discuss this Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store script with the community:

Citation

Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:

Style:MLAChicagoAPA

"Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2019. Web. 24 Aug. 2019. <https://www.scripts.com/script/louis_c.k.%3A_live_at_the_comedy_store_12887>.

We need you!

Help us build the largest writers community and scripts collection on the web!

Watch the movie trailer

Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store

The Marketplace:

Sell your Script !

Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web!


The Studio:

ScreenWriting Tool

Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features.


Thanks for your vote! We truly appreciate your support.