Lotus Eaters Page #2

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Look at them. They're more like

wolves than women.

That was Bella. She wants us

over there as soon as possible.

Suzi...

Amazing.

Come on!

Just don't get it.

She's so annoying.

What's to get? She's beautiful.

She's young.

Young is the new beautiful.

Do you really think so?

No.

Then why did you say that?

Well, he said it.

Why would you say that?

I don't know. I just kind of

felt like it.

But he had three Asian wives.

Complete Asiaphile.

One from Thailand, one from

Japan, one from China,

and there I was, thinking it was

like romantic love or some--

Hi.

Hi!

I didn't know

you were back.

You know Lulu.

I heard you were back.

Well, it's so good to be back.

There you are! I've been

looking all over for you!

Orna, this is Suzi.

Hi! Orna! Oh, my god!

It's nice to meet you.

You left before I think we got

together, actually. How are you?

Felix, I'm gonna get a drink.

Do you want anything?

No, I'm good. I'm good.

I'll see you in a bit.

What was all that about?

All what?

Her.

What are you talking about?

She was like my headmistress,

just standing there,

checking me out.

You know, you're really whacko.

I think we should go.

Where?

Aren't we going

to your sister's?

I just don't want to go if

Orna's going.

It's like having dinner with the

f***ing grim reaper.

You weren't saying that

when you were kissing her ass

two minutes ago.

Hi, Alice.

Listen.

You can hear it over here.

Do you hear it?

What are we doing?

It's the resonant frequency.

It's the tiles.

I love sitting on bathroom

floors with you.

It's always my favourite part

of the evening.

You want some?

No thanks.

Where's my hat?

It's gone.

I didn't know you

knew how to drive.

Yeah, I'm getting

my licence.

I guess I should get around

to doing that soon-- Whoa!

What-- what's this?

Matt Damon's shedding hair

at the moment.

Suzi made me buy

this nasty little dog.

You know how many animals

we have? A lot.

And they all live

at my house, because--

My mom doesn't

let me have pets.

Picture.

Way to go, Charlie.

I think you might need a couple

more driving lessons.

Yeah, like 1,000.

Relax.

All under control.

One always speeds--

Sorry, Felix.

It's okay. Could've

happened to anybody.

I wouldn't mind.

It's just I was actually going

fast around the previous one.

Yay, hello!

Hello!

Hi! Just go straight upstairs!

Drinks, everything! Hello!

Hi! You look amazing!

Whoop! Oh!

Hi, Bella.

Hi! Orna!

Oh, I didn't see you there.

You just sprung out of nowhere.

Um...

How have you been? Good?

Pretty good.

Good.

My daddy's always

asking after you.

I'll bet.

Right.

Whee! God, I'm so happy

you're here.

Does anyone want a line?

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