Lost Valentine Page #3

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just call her and tell her yes.

Have you talked to your wife?

To my wife?

About what?

That your passion has

faded, about the peels.

No, wait, professor, you

didn't understand.

No, you told me a lot about what you want

But what does she want, have you asked?

You see, she always manages

I have a hard time understanding,

I mean, you get her talking and.

I'm sorry, but your time is up

No, wait, but I didn't understand,

tell me, what am I supposed to do?

I'm not a magician, I'm a psychologist.

I can't give you a set answer or solution.

So... 200 an hour, right?

Right.

Well, we've made great progress

you've learned to open up.

Listen, how should I.

First talk to your wife.

Not just any old way-be prepared

Make it a little celebration for her.

Today's Valentine's Day,

are you celebrating?

Oh God, what a holiday.

Well... think about it.

Well, but about this, should I...

Well, plough or not plough?

Meaning?

F*** or not f***?

Not f***. Don't start.

OK. Right. Good.

Thank you, thank you.

You know, I really do feel better.

Thank you.

Take your supplements.

No, I don't need those chemicals.

These aren't chemicals. It's all

natural. Deer antlers, grated.

Maybe I'll do without the antlers.

Who the...

You didn't go?

No.

Why?

What do you mean why?

I miss you.

This is for you.

And seriously?

Seriously.

Can you imagine?

I pretended that I was late.

Everyone flew out, but not me.

But no big deal, it wasn't a full delegation,

you know, one penguin more or less.

And why are you all like that?

Like what?

Well aren't you cold?

was in the shower.

Thanks. For the flowers, thanks.

What kind of bullshit is this?

Who makes movies like that? What crap.

Oh, right, so I get to the airport,

park the car, and there's my client.

I authorized financial aid for him

recently, maybe a month ago,

for like catfish or worm farming or

something, whatever, you know.

He saw me too.

He's with this girl. She

gets out, this young girl.

You see, I know his wife.

One grabs the snowboard cases,

the other grabs the Samsonite rollers and

there they go, all happy, off to departure.

He didn't even f***ing say hi, a**hole.

So you know, I'm sitting there in the car,

and I'm thinking that I don't

want to fly anywhere.

No Brussels, no Copenhagen,

no Stockholm, nowhere.

You know what I realized?

That I want to be with you.

No, I mean, where's the justice, when

this d*ckhead gets financial aid from me

for growing worms or catfish or sh*t, and

then flies off to the mountains to ski

with this little mermaid, with

breakfast in bed, there you go.

And me and my penguins have to go to

Brussels to account for that sh*t of his.

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