Lost Islands Page #4

a peace treaty with Egypt.

Begin and Sharon

will never give Sinai back.

They're both nuts,

just like our mother.

And then we'll die

before we f***. Shame.

Let's get a whore

and share her and get it over with.

I'm not a virgin, Grandma.

- I don't go to whores, Grandma.

Look what I installed.

That will make her strip.

I'd screw her in a second.

Here she is.

Look at her.

She is really hot.

Her father is probably trying

to convince her to take some money.

He's saying, "Neta, take

some money, buy yourself a dress."

And she replies,

"I don't need money.

"I need Grandma to screw me.

"I want him

to screw me right here.

Then the father says,

"No, you won't screw Grandma.

"But I want

Grandma to screw me."

"Not on the new carpet!"

- "But I want to, I must!"

She can't see us.

If we're in the shade and she's

in the sun. The reflection hides us.

How may we

help a pretty girl like you?

Since you're spying on me like

a bunch of perverts...

Just happened to pass here.

- Sure.

I need a ride.

No problem. Enter the fridge.

Thank you all.

"I want Grandma."

- "No, you won't sleep with Grandma."

Where were you planning to go?

To a movie.

- To Tel Aviv.

Make up your minds.

Grandma wanted

to screw a whore

and we thought we'd watch.

Really?

Sounds great. Shall we go?

You heard the lady.

Drive!

Say, are you a virgin?

- What?

I won't answer that question.

- Why not?

She doesn't want to label herself.

- Nice, you're learning.

Are you afraid to tell us?

- No. I'm not afraid of the truth.

I'm not a virgin, okay?

How many boys

have you been with?

I don't know.

The night is young.

Sorry.

What was it like in Iran?

Better than here?

How could it be better?

They're all Iranians.

Do you know that Iranians are...

What?

- We apologize.

The only thing slower

than Grandma's car is his brain.

It was wonderful in Iran.

The Americans brought

Broadway Shows.

What about movies?

Did you see movies?

Of course. I love movies.

Did you see "Raging Bull"?

- No, what's that?

It's about a boxer who wants to kill

his brother because of jealousy.

No, I prefer romantic films.

Boy meets girl, they fall in love

and kiss in the moonlight.

I like characters who always tell

the truth, like in the old films.

Grandma is a virgin.

That's another truth.

Grandma masturbates so much

that a genie came out

and granted him three wishes.

Are you virgins?

I don't want to label myself.

- In other words, you're a virgin.

Opher?

I've been with three girls.

And since, the night is young,

I also included

you in the count.

Grandma, isn't that your mother?

- No, she only works mornings.

You jerk!

Hello.

- Hello.

How's it going?

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