Lost Boys: The Thirst Page #3

They'll just have to

come and see me in person.

Yeah, well,

they'll just have to get in line. Ha, ha.

So, DJ X,

why do you think the detached and the...

...you know, the disconnected youth

of today have latched on so fervently...

...to your parties?

Because I create a place...

...where all the lost souls of the world

can come together.

A place where they can do

what they want...

...whenever they wanna do it.

Yeah,

you heard it straight from the man himself...

...all you lost boys and girls. This is

gonna be the biggest rave of the century.

And we'll let you know where

it's gonna be an hour before this event...

...so stay tuned to this website

for the deets.

That was a great interview, X.

Thank you so much.

No, no, thank you...

...for getting the word out.

I wanna have as many people at this event

as possible.

It's my pleasure.

And I mean that.

So anyhow, what do you guys

have to drink in this jalopy?

You.

Death to all vampires.

Maximum body count.

We're awesome monster bashers.

- The meanest.

- The baddest.

Edgar.

If I'm gonna do this,

I'm gonna need weapons.

Lots of weapons.

Lots of really expensive,

custom-made weapons.

Well, of course. Come in.

Hmm.

Please have a seat.

So aren't you the least bit curious

on how I know so much about vampires?

Not really.

I know who you are.

You're Gwen Lieber. Bestselling author

of the Eternity Kiss series.

First of which is about to be made

into a major motion picture...

...coming soon to a theater near you.

Oh, you've heard of me. I'm flattered.

Don't be. Your books suck.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

Doesn't really matter what I think.

You've got millions of emo-goth sheep

all over the world...

...who eat up every last word of it,

and keep coming back for more.

I'm sure you've made quite a nice living

off your supernatural bodice-rippers.

I'll have you know, I have gotten glowing

reviews from every major periodical.

Bought and paid for, I'm sure.

Just like me.

What is your problem, Frog?

My problem?

My problem is you glorify vampirism.

You make being a vampire look...

...sexy.

Well...

...there has always been an element

of eroticism in vampire mythology.

There is nothing sexy

about being a member of the undead.

Well, perhaps I have made a serious mistake

in coming to you.

If you came to me expecting me to ask

for your autograph, then yes, you did.

But if you came to me

expecting me to kill a shitload of vampires...

...that I can do.

Don't like the stake...

...maybe it needs a little garlic?

Here we go.

Freshly served.

Sh*t.

Eat that.

- Frog.

- Edgar, it's Gwen.

Can you come by my hotel right away?

It's rather important.

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