Lost Boys: The Thirst Page #2

...on my website,

and you can't even text me back?

You know how many media impressions

that is a day?

Don't put your hands on me, man.

I don't even know you.

That's our head of security, Kirk O'Dale.

There...

...now you know him.

Well, just wait a minute.

If you don't give an interview right now...

...then I swear I'll make it

my personal mission in life...

...to make sure that no one goes

to any more of your stupid parties ever.

Well, we wouldn't want that.

After all...

...ever is a long time.

Step into my office.

I've got the blues

I've got the blues

I ain't got nothing but the blues

I ain't got nothing but the blues

Why did you go?

Ugh. Creepy.

Why did you go

And leave me here with the blues?

And leave me here with the blues?

You left me sad and you left me sore

You left me with the lowdown blues

Hello, Edgar.

What brings you all the way down here?

Now I have to have an excuse

to visit my own brother?

At 1 in the morning, yeah.

I figured you'd be up.

I've recently learned

there's a nightcrawler...

...who's created a new designer drug

that he's handing out to kids at raves.

The only problem is it's not a drug...

...it's vampire blood.

He's breeding an undead army...

...and the only thing that stands

between him...

...and the annihilation...

...of the entire human race...

...potentially...

...would be us.

The Frog Brothers.

We haven't been the Frog Brothers

for a long time.

I just...

- I can't do it without you.

- What about Sam?

Sam's gone.

He turned,

and, uh, I had to do what I had to do.

I guess that cancels out

Michael and Star.

Yeah. I'm pretty much persona non grata

with the entire Emerson family at this point.

- Laddie?

- He's moved on.

He's got a wife, kids.

He's got a real life now.

- Yeah, well, so do I.

- You call this a life?

- This from a guy who lives in a trailer.

- Okay, so I've got nothing.

But at least I know what side I'm on!

Alan, if this is the head vampire,

then maybe we can kill him.

If we kill him,

then we just gotta find the one above him...

...and then on and on like that forever.

- They are telling me that this is the alpha.

The O.G. of all bloodsuckers,

the head vampire.

It's a pyramid scheme, Edgar.

Always has been.

What if this is it though?

What if this really is the head vampire?

Get this...

...and get it good, Edgar.

As far as I'm concerned...

...there's no such thing as vampires.

Hola, Trashynistas.

I'm sitting here with the one, the only...

...DJ X.

I'm sorry for those of you

who have a shitty connection.

I guess you'll just have to take my word

for when I tell you...

...the man's absolutely scrumptious.

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