Loosies Page #2

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on the subway.

Tazza restaurant.

- No squad cars,

no uniforms, okay?

- I'm afraid

your card was declined.

- Declined?

- All right, this is

the universe saying

I'm gonna pay for it.

- No, no, I got another one.

Sometimes there's, like,

a computer glitch or something.

That's embarrassing.

- Sir, just talk to you

for a second, privately?

- Yeah, sure.

Excuse us for one second.

- The name on this card

isn't even the same

as the one on the first one.

- Really?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Listen, I apologize.

I mean, this is the one

that I usually put

the $100 tips on,

but if you want

a different one, I...

- Oh, yeah.

No, my mistake.

- We good?

- Yeah, I think we're good

Mr. Fujimoto.

- It's Fugimato, Fugimato.

- Ooh, my mistake.

- The other day,

I was totally walking home

with two of the people

from my band.

We were, like, three blocks

from my house,

and I turn back,

and I see this guy

who's kind of walking

kind of creepy.

- Can you hold that story

for one second?

I just have to use

the little boys' room.

Don't go anywhere.

- I won't.

- Excuse me.

- Are you having a problem

with a credit card?

- He was at this table.

- Thanks.

- Where did he go?

- Well, he went to the bathroom.

- Bathroom's back there.

Do I get to keep the tip?

- Whose cuffs are they?

- Bobby!

Bobby!

Bobby!

- What? What?

What's the matter?

- There's a rat!

- It's just a mouse, Ma!

- Ugh!

- Ow!

The mouse, Ma, not me.

- It ran over there.

Bobby!

It's over there!

There, it's running.

Hurry up!

- Where, where, where?

- Right under the refrigerator!

- It got away.

Hey, you okay?

You all right?

- I hate those things.

- Jesus, Ma.

You tryin' to kill me?

If I caught a heart attack,

who would pay the rent?

- I'm goin' over

to the church tonight,

and I was thinking I could

leave your dinner in the fridge.

- I'll just grab a burger

or somethin'.

- You want a burger,

I'll make you a burger.

I'll leave it in the fridge.

- Okay. Fine.

Thanks.

- You got a couple of dollars

I could use for bingo tonight?

- Again with the gambling, Ma?

You know

I don't like you gambling.

You want to end up like Pop?

- What gambling?

It's bingo.

It's at the church.

- Okay.

But I'm not paying off

your debts when you're gone.

I had enough of that

for one lifetime.

- Work good?

- Mm-hmm.

- Stocks up this month?

- Yeah.

- You're a good boy, Bobby.

- Hey.

- Hey, uh...

- Lucy.

- Yeah, no, I... Lucy.

I know.

- I'm sorry.

I saw you from behind.

I wasn't sure if it was you,

but...

It was you.

- It's been a...

- Hi.

- It's been a while.

- Yeah, three months.

- Yeah.

Wow.

How are you...

- So what have you been up to?

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