Looney Tunes: Back in Action Page #2

Synopsis: Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck are up to their feuding ways again. Tired of playing second fiddle to Bugs, Daffy has decided to leave the Studio for good. He is aided by Warner Bros.' humor impaired Vice President of Comedy, Kate Houghton, who releases him from his contract and instructs WB security guard/aspiring stunt man DJ Drake to capture and "escort" Daffy off the studio lot. Suddenly a sidekick without a hero, the duck decides to ally himself with DJ, whether he likes it or not. Consequently, Daffy is on the scene when DJ discovers that his famous movie star father was Damian Drake, known for playing suave international spies onscreen, is actually a suave international spy in real life--and has been kidnapped by the evil insane nerdy, prancing villain known as Mr. Chairman of the equally nefarious Acme Corporation. It seems that Damian knows the whereabouts of the mysterious magical and powerful Blue Monkey Diamond, and the Chairman will do anything to get his hands on it! With Daffy
Director(s): Joe Dante
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  10 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.7
Metacritic:
64
Rotten Tomatoes:
56%
PG
Year:
2003
91 min
$21,000,000
Website
3,991 Views


Lady, if you don't find a rabbit

with lipstick amusing...

you and I have

nothing to say to each other.

Look, I'm trying to be nice...

but I was brought in

to leverage your synergy...

and I am not going to let you

or some wacky duck--

Daffy.

Wacky, daffy, nutty, fruitcake,

crispy over rice, it doesn't matter.

Well, these matter.

And this.

And they say we get Daffy back.

Right, boys?

- We want Daffy!

- Bring him back!

We love Daffy!

Little Damian.

Hey, Granny.

Hi, Tweety.

How was work today?

Eventful.

What a nice young man.

Guess who? So did you miss me?

I'm glad I was fired.

In a few days,

they'll be kissing my befeathered rump...

begging me to come back. But I won't.

Did I miss the part where I invited you in?

I'll be too busy accepting numerous,

multiple offers.

Every studio in town...

Who am I kidding? My career is over.

Perhaps I was being too polite. Get out!

I'll starve. I'll have to eat envelope glue.

Wait, a sushi bar.

No!

- Daffy.

- Yes.

Leave my father's house. Now.

You live with Daddy?

Yeah, so?

Just, you know, kind of temporarily.

I've hit rock bottom.

I'm hanging out with a security guard

who lives with his father.

My grease and gravy!

Your dad is Damian Drake.

- The super spy.

- He's an actor who plays a spy.

- And that? That was his I Spy Award.

- Ingenious.

An actor playing a super spy as a cover

for being a super spy playing an actor.

In fact, I'll bet this whole dump

is a super spy lair.

Nothing is as it seems.

You're probably protected by

an invisible force field right this minute.

The force field-penetrating apple.

Just feel free to continue

your delusional ranting...

while I answer my...

Remote?

Hello?

- Son?

- Dad?

What are you doing in the painting?

I wanted to keep you out of this,

but there's no one else I can trust.

Can you hold on a second?

Are you shooting a movie or something?

A new Damian Drake movie? Cool.

Come to Las Vegas.

Ask Dusty Tails for the Blue Monkey.

The Blue Monkey? What's a Blue Monkey?

A diamond. A very special diamond.

Find Dusty Tails.

Dad, you need me

to call the police or something?

- No police.

- Dad, are you all right?

I'm sorry I never told you this before,

but I...

- Dad?

- Diamond? I'm rich!

- I've joined the leisure class.

- I gotta go save my dad.

Your dad, yeah.

So count me in. A spy caper.

Double agents, exploding bikinis,

tigers hanging from helicopters!

I'm through with show biz!

From now on,

I'm gonna live the adventure.

- Next stop, Las Vegas.

- I'll take my dad's old car.

- A super spy car. Let's ride.

- This isn't a spy car.

Your dad is a spy. Ipso ergo, a spy car.

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