Looney, Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny Movie, The Page #2

Year:
1981
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I'm sorry. Open up, Emmy.

Don't you come near me.

Aw, come on, Emmy.

[GUNSHOT]

[WHlSTLES]

Emmy.

You're cute. Let's elope.

Okay, you get to the window.

I'll get a ladder.

I want to take a few things along.

Catch.

That dame's taking everything

but the kitchen sink.

Don't forget the money, Emmy.

[BARKlNG]

[SATAN LAUGHlNG]

Well, hello there.

Where am l?

Oh, it's powerful hot in here.

Hey, is this Dallas?

No, but you're close.

And what is your name, little man?

It's Yosemite Sam.

Yosemite Sam.

Now, let's see.

Yosemite Sam. Yosemit- Ah.

Here you are. Oh, my.

My goodness,

you have been a bad boy, haven't you?

The- The devil made me do it.

I mean, that rabbit made me do it.

Knock it off, Sam.

I can't stand to see a grown man cry.

I'll stop crying if you send me back.

Hmm.

I'll send you back on one condition.

You've got to bring somebody back

to replace you.

Oh, I will, I will. In fact,

I've already got the very varmint in mind.

I'll send you back

as a Roman captain of the guards.

- I'll take it. I'll take it.

- Then it's a deal.

Shake. Ow!

Ooh! Ow, ow! Oh, oh, oh!

Ow! Ooh! Ow, ow! Oh!

Oh, that's hot.

Yeah. When you're hot, you're hot.

Okay, back you go.

By gum, he did it.

I'm back in Rome.

Fall in. Forward harch.

Hut, two, three, four.

Hut, two, three, four.

Hut, two, three, four.

Hut, two, three, four.

Eh.

What's that?

- A parade. Oh, boy, I love parades.

SAM:
Hut, two, three, four. Hut, two...

Hmm.

Get that rabbit.

Charge!

Oops.

Giddap, giddap, giddap, mule!

Hyah, hyah! Hyah, mule!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, mule.

Whoa, mule. Whoa.

[CRASH]

Now, where'd that skunk of a rabbit go?

[ROARS]

Why, you mangy, fang-tooth critter,

take that.

Maybe that'll learn you

to keep your big mouth shut.

That fur-bearing varmint's

around here somewheres.

[ROARS]

How many times do I have to tell you...

...to shut up?

[ROARS]

Wait till I lay my hands on that varmint.

I'll-

[CRASHlNG]

[SNORlNG]

[TlCKlNG]

[ALARM RlNGlNG]

[LlONS ROARlNG]

How now, brown cow?

No long-eared galoot can outfox

the captain of the guards.

Okay, rabbit,

now let's see who's the smartest.

Oh, it looks like you outsmarted me.

Oh, woe is me.

Ah, shut up!

Here, lions.

[TOOLS SAWlNG]

[LlONS ROARlNG]

I hate rabbits.

I better get out of here

while the getting's good.

[CROWD CHEERlNG]

[ROARlNG]

[LlONS ROARlNG]

You back already?

Where's your replacement?

You gotta give me another chance.

I'll get a replacement, honest.

- See that you do.

- I'll get the critter this time.

I'll send him to hell.

Oh, pardon my language.

Here you go.

What am I doing

on this humpbacked mule?

Great horny toads.

I'd recognize them flat feet anywhere.

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