Look Who's Talking Page #3

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Hold onto my hand. Bear down, that's

what they say in the hospital.

- Come on, move it.

- God, my water just broke.

- Hey, buddy, move it.

- You can't get through here.

- I've got an emergency.

- Sorry, buddy, move it.

Just relax.

Hold on, we're almost there.

Look out! You're going to hit...!

Hold on!

You stupid son of a...!

- Are you doing your Lamaze?

- Look out!

- Breathe deep.

- Don't try to help, just drive!

You've got to use Lamaze.

My sister-in-law used it.

- It's better for the kid.

- All men are stupid idiots.

- Should I call your husband?

- I don't have a husband.

- I was artificially inseminated.

- Are you a lesbo?

Stupid jerk! My kid will probably

be brain damaged because of you.

Don't touch me! I'll have this baby

without you touching me.

- Excuse me, I'm in labour.

- Do you have your medical card?

- I left it at home.

- I have to have your medical card.

- This is my first baby.

- She's getting close. Upstairs.

You didn't finish this.

I cannot do my job...

- Put these on over your clothes.

- I'm not the father.

- Nurse, another one's coming.

- Deep breaths, come on.

Okay, this'll pass. Watch the head.

God! I need some drugs.

- Slow down your breathing.

- F*** my breathing!

- You've got to calm down.

- Get me some drugs.

- No, you don't want drugs.

- I do. I'm going to split in two.

By the time they

take effect she could be delivering.

- But what about now?

- I'm waiting for a doctor.

Are you a doctor? Come on.

- Water break?

- Half an hour ago.

- Are we doing our Lamaze breathing?

- I dropped out of Lamaze.

I'll go to summer school

if you make the pain stop.

- How about some Demerol?

- God, that'd be great!

I'd like some of that.

Give me a lot of it.

So it doesn't wear off

during the birth.

I think maybe I'm in a bit more pain

than most of your patients.

Be sure and give me enough.

- There we go.

- Thank you a really lot.

That is a little more like it.

Hey, here's Mr. Hand here.

Now that is very cosmic.

I don't understand...

What's that light down there?

That's it, breathe!

Attagirl, push. One more.

Stop with that pushing!

I'm falling!

Help!

No, put me back in! Let go

of my head and put me back inside!

It's a boy.

It's a boy.

Who are you?

Lady, I'm freezing. I'm so cold.

Get that thing away from me.

- You want to do the cord?

- No, you take this one.

I need that!

Lady, a blanket,

something, I'm frosty out here.

No, don't do that!

Where are we going now?

Hey, don't drop me.

Oh, very nice...

I don't know about you,

but I'm beat.

So you're the one

that's been kicking me.

You're the one

that ate the spicy food.

This is the weirdest thing that's

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