Look Who's Talking Now Page #2

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- I think he's freezing up.

I've been married to him long enough.

I have ESP. He's freezing up.

And he said, "That thing's

been following me all day!"

I'll make a souffl. If that doesn't

cheer him up, I don't know what will.

It's not like we can't live off my

paycheck. We have a hundred times.

Pink! Mine's pink today.

That's festive.

Man, I can't believe it.

I always wanted to fly a Falcon.

- Honey, how did you find me?

- They told me you were down here.

Mollie, this is Samantha D'Bonne,

my new boss.

How do you do?

I do just fine, thank you.

Oh, honey...

Congratulations.

This is my son, Mike.

- Hello.

- Sometimes he gets stuff on his hands.

- And my daughter, Julie.

- Hello, Julie.

Knock, knock.

- Who's there?

- Transsexual.

- What's it mean?

- It's an airline.

Excuse me.

So you work for Majique.

That's a big corporation.

Ms. D'Bonne is the president.

You're the president?

But you're so young.

- I'm 30. I'm practically past it.

- You can read about her in Fortune.

You're in Fortune?

Actually, it's two pages.

Hey! Mikey!

Wait! You'll end up in Guam.

- Get back here.

- I didn't do anything.

Oh, God. Honey.

They're a full-time job.

Did you get off early from work?

Yeah, I did.

- Was it an office party?

- I wouldn't call it a party.

You never get off early.

What did you do? VP! She got VP!

- Did you get VP?

- Not exactly.

This is great! What a day!

I get a job and you get... Oh, man!

- Let's talk at home.

- Give me the good news.

I was fired!

Oh, honey.

- What happened?

- I think it's because of the cutbacks.

I asked if it was my work

and they said no, it was great.

They said I was the best,

which is why I was most expensive.

I said, "What if I'd been better?

What would you have done? Shoot me?"

You're better than that company.

Nine years and they give me a cactus.

A cactus, honey.

Excuse me.

I couldn't help overhearing.

- Really?

- I'm terribly sorry.

Don't be. This is nothing.

Financially, you don't need to worry

about a thing. You see...

...l'm negotiating a merger

with Maxim Conti.

Next month alone,

we'll be flying to Rome...

...Paris, New Zealand...

I'll just keep him as busy as I can.

That makes me feel a lot better.

I'm sure you'll find something.

Oh, honey.

It'll be okay.

- Knock, knock.

- Nobody's home.

- Knock, knock.

- Nobody's home!

- Knock, knock.

- All right, who is it?

- Buck.

- Buck who?

Buck, buck, I'm a chicken!

Mom, can I kill her?

Not before dinner.

Knock, knock.

Don't torture your mother, honey.

He's cute.

What's going on?

Where are they taking everybody?

I'm scared! I'm going to pee.

Put him back. That's my brother.

He's so fuzzy.

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