Look Both Ways Page #2

No.

I'm sure he'll be pretty happy about it,

but you made me look like an idiot.

This is not about you, Andy.

- What's the matter with you?

- There is nothing matter with me.

Good!

Don't worry about me. I'm

not the kind of guy...

to jump in front of a

bloody train any time soon.

I've still got important

meaningful relevant work to do.

I've got bloody arts story!

Not even a good photo.

Have you told him?

I'm...

Going to the hospital tomorrow.

I've just got a bit of a...

lump

They got to cut it out.

Jesus.

Hi.

It's a good photo.

I'm sorry.

if we... me and Andy,

he was the journalist,

I was with, if we...

if we upset you yesterday.

That's OK.

I suppose everyone has to witness

something ghostly one day.

You know,

your fifteen minutes of blah.

Yeah, I guess.

On your way home from a funeral.

Your dad.

Sorry.

You weren't to know.

Was he sick?

Your dad.

No, he just...

turned to say something

to mom, then fell over.

dead before he hit the ground.

Spent the morning watching the cricket.

It's a good way to go.

Mom wants to know what

he was going to say.

You know, maybe he was

going to say something nice.

But it's good to know

that he didn't suffer.

Did you want something?

No,

I don't know, no...

I was going for a run.

It was nice to see you again.

Probably see you tomorrow.

Sorry?

You know,

It's like when you buy a car...

and then you see them

everywhere all the time.

Yes, right.

I didn't realize you were home.

I just came to feed the fish.

- Did you just spill that?

- Yes.

Is that new?

It's great.

How was home?

Did you meet any nice men?

It was my dad's funeral!

Ah, yeah.

So,

You're OK?

Yeah.

Yes, I'm OK, I just...

hate my job.

Yes, right.

Try working in the front line welfare

when you're seven months pregnant,

and your supervisor thinks

scorch or plaster...

just don't motivate it.

And then you get this

phone call from hospital...

saying you've got high blood pressure.

And that you're going

to have to be induced.

So you spend the next

six agonizing hours

thinking that you're

going to have a baby...

smaller than your own hand.

until they ring and say "Oops, oh sorry,

wrong person." and

you think "Fantastic!"

Until you realize, of course,

that IS actually someone.

Don't get me started.

I read your stars this morning,

they're very good. Listen to this:

Cancer:
contrary to your usual belief,

you do hold fate in your own hands.

Cancer's always crap,

what's Leo? They're

always having good time.

I saw that guy get run over yesterday.

Which guy?

That girl's guy.

You saw that?

You saw it.

That's awful.

Did you get cantsleep?

- It's not as if I knew him.

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