Long Nights Short Mornings Page #2

So my friend lives

around the block.

Call me, seriously. Please.

You're adorable.

Oh, f***.

F***.

So do I know this guy?

No, I just met him.

He's really hot though,

and smart.

I mean, he looks smart. I haven't

talked to him that much.

But he invited you.

Yeah, true.

Enough. He told me

where he was going.

That's why you're here.

We're stopping by.

So I don't look so desperate.

But you are desperate.

But I don't have to look it.

Just act like

you're my guy friend.

Don't let him think

you could be my boyfriend.

Could you, like,

act gay or something?

How, you want me

to suck his dick?

No, that dick is mine.

Here's my dick. And I'm gonna

take a dick for you.

- How's work?

Will is such an a**hole.

- He showed me a picture of his

dick the other day. -What?

- Yeah. -What, like, he

sent you a dick pic?

No, he said, "hey, come here,

I want to show you something...

On the computer," and I go

over there, and it's his dick.

He starts laughing.

I was horrified.

That's sexual harassment,

you know?

Yeah, I know.

Oh, really who has the time?

Anyway, it's just a dick.

If he tries to rape me

or something,

I'll stab him.

Right in the neck.

- I've been practicing.

- Oh, okay.

Whatever, he's so gross.

So...

- Who you f***in'?

- Come on, I don't kiss and tell.

But, do you f*** and tell?

Or that.

That reminds, guess who I

ran into the other day.

- Who?

- Guess.

Just tell me.

Lorraine.

Oh. How is she?

She seemed good.

She wasn't too happy to see

me though, I don't think.

Yeah, why not?

- You two were always friends.

- Yeah.

It was fine

until I mentioned you.

That sour.

Yeah.

Sorry, I didn't...

No, it's fine.

Just every time

I think about her...

Reminds me of

how much of an a**hole I am.

You're not an a**hole.

Oh, okay. Hey.

Let's go mingle.

- I'm okay here.

- No, come on.

No, it's okay.

Just go find your boy.

Come with me.

Please.

I'm not sure how familiar

you are with these artists,

but basically,

their whole concept is that...

Basically, I want to take

the idea of two become one,

and just like see how far they

can take that where two humans

became as similar as possible.

And they were husband and wife,

and so what that meant is that

they got breast implants

that looked alike.

They dress alike.

- They, hey...

- -Hey.

Um, they have very similar,

well, they have

exactly the same haircut,

which is kinda funny to watch,

if they said, like,

"here's what we're going

to do today," and I was, like,

"why?" And they're like,

"no." Like that was when they

kind of would get excited, right?

My entire dynamic with them went

from being just like,

a guy that got to work with his

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