Loco Love Page #3

That's "black", Mensa.

(MARISOL AND TET LAUGHING)

KIKO:
Don't you dare.

Try me.

KIKO:
Fine.

Hi.

Hi.

What are you doing here?

I didn't know you worked here.

Yeah, I don't.

I work at the mall...

but... can I get you anything?

No, I just... wanted to come by

to see if I could get something.

What exactly is it

that you are... trying to get?

Well... I was hoping to get a kiss.

Right.

Let's go, let's go.

KIKO:
Come on.

TET:
Let's go.

(LAUGHTER)

MARISOL:
Oh, my God.

(KIKO BREATHING HEAVILY) My God.

You are insane.

You don't even know him.

What good did that do you?

MARISOL:
I just gave him a kiss.

TET:
He's coming.

TET:
Guys, he's coming.

KIKO:
He's here.

KIKO:
Hi, Ramn.

BOY:
Hey!

KIKO:
Go, go, go.

GAVIN:
Come on.

RAMN:
Where did you come from?

GAVIN:
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I don't want to fight you, alright?

Don't do this, bro.

MARISOL:
Ramn!

Stop, Ramn.

GAVIN:
I don't want to fight, alright?

BOY:
Let's go. Come on.

What's wrong with you.

RAMN:
What the f***?

(EVERYBODY SCREAMING)

He tried to hit him.

Are you gonna trust the blonde?

OFFICER:
Let's go.

MARISOL:
Genaro, get out of here.

Hey, hey, hey!

She didn't do anything!

They just attacked you, Gavin.

What's going on here?

These homeboys were bugging us.

Okay, we'll get you out. Now.

Come on. Let's go.

Hey! She didn't do anything!

RAMN:
You're a traitor!

F***ing whitties!

Oh, f***!

LUKE:
Come on.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

MAN:
Thank you, Lord, for these

Thy gifts we're about to receive.

In Jesus' name we pray.

Amen.

ALL:
Amen.

How was the congressman, today, Tricia?

He's fine. Went to DC

for this big meeting they had

with some of the people

from the Tea Party.

They don't want the bill either.

Yessiree, can't have

eleven million spics legalized...

We won't have a wall

big enough to keep them out.

My unemployment check stopped.

Again? No, that's a mistake.

It's not a mistake. I got the notice.

They're not coming anymore.

But you are entitled to that money.

Damn it. What did I just say?

The business is gone.

It's been gone for two years.

Compensation's run out.

Give it a rest.

Guess what, Mom.

We ran into one of those Mexican gangs

at the amusement park today.

Stop it, Amber.

Gangs?

What are you talking about?

Yeah, you know.

Like the ones you see cruising Valencia.

Amber, I said shut the f*** up!

Hey!

Watch that yap hole

or I'll shut it for you.

What were you saying?

Nothing.

Just some wetback bugged us

at the amusement park today.

You provoked them, Amber.

I did not. Stop defending them.

You defended them?

Did you?

Answer me!

Just forget it, Dad.

KIKO:
What...? Hey!

What's the deal

with the gringo, cousin?

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