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Synopsis: Just how far would you go to get financing for your business? Donald Chandler (Roy_Werner) is the owner of a restaurant who suddenly finds himself without a business or a job when his wife leaves him, taking the deed to the eatery with her. Eager to start over, Donald goes into a business partnership with Miguel Sanchez (Gerardo_Mejia), a gardener who was taking care of Donald's lawn until he won a fortune in the lottery. Miguel is willing to front Donald the money to open a new restaurant, but there's a catch -- in exchange, Donald has to marry Catalina (Laura_Elena_Harring), Miguel's beautiful but ill-tempered sister who needs an American husband in order to get a green card and stay in California. Loco Love (produced under the title Mi Casa, Su Casa was the first feature film from director Bryan_Lewis.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Bryan Lewis
Production: Pathfinder Pictures
  3 wins.
 
IMDB:
5.3
PG
Year:
2003
94 min
102 Views


AMBER:
Hey, give it back.

You can take anything else.

RAMN:
Have a good night.

Hey, f***ing spic.

What the f*** did you just call me?

EMPLOYEE:
No need to do this, okay?

Give it back, you stupid spic.

F***ing spic, huh?

Please, calm down. There's no need...

How about this, I'll make a deal.

You show me your titties

and I'll give 'em to you.

Stop!

Show me your titties,

and I'll give it back.

Calm down, calm down!

(OVERLAPPING YELLING)

EMPLOYEE:
You are fighting

over a chick, man.

This motherf***er stole

your sister's prize, man.

Let my boys gang bang your girl.

You better f***ing watch your mouth!

LUKE:
Hey, hey, hey!

GAVIN:
Come on!

LUKE:
Stop it.

RAMN:
F***ing Justin Bieber.

F*** you!

F*** you!

F*** you, man!

Security! Security!

Just f***ing leave! Okay?

(OVERLAPPING YELLING)

OFFICER:
Break it up, okay?

GAVIN:
Come on, beaner!

You want your chicken, b*tch?

Calm down, okay?

Here's your chicken, motherf***er.

GAVIN:
F*** off, spics.

RAMN:
I'll be back for you, b*tch!

F*** you!

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Stupid spics, they're all criminals.

RAMN:
Suck my dick, b*tch!

(RAMN LAUGHING)

Are you alright?

Yeah.

MARISOL:
I told you.

Shame on you if you break his heart.

Yeah, I'm not gonna marry him.

But I will f*** him

to welcome him to America.

What about you?

Are you going to do it with Ramn?

Do what?

I told you.

I haven't found the right one.

Ramn is really hot, girl.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

CHRIS:
Come on, Gav.

Sorry. Luke?

No. I don't think I'm gonna go.

Luke, what?

GAVIN:
I don't like rollercoasters.

You are the best player on the

football team and you're a p*ssy?

I am bold.

I'll see you out there.

GAVIN:
Have fun.

LUKE:
I'm just kidding, bro.

You are not kidding, Luke.

I know.

LUKE:
Gavin! You are a p*ssy.

CHRIS:
Shut up, Luke!

LUKE:
He knows that!

(MARISOL, TET AND KIKO SINGING)

MARISOL:
I'm trying to think...

KIKO:
Who are you watching, Marisol?

Hey!

Oh, my Gosh. He's so cute!

He's so cute!

I think we lost her.

I think she's gone.

MARISOL:
I don't know. I don't know.

Okay, guys. Let's get out of here.

TET:
Let's go.

Let's just...? I'm hungry!

KIKO:
Girl, what the f***?

TET:
Come on.

KIKO:
We are supposed to run.

Come on, go. Run, run, run.

What?

Oh, sh*t! We got

Dawson's Creek up in here.

Come on.

MARISOL:
He's coming, Kiko!

Get behind the counter.

Marisol, what were you doing?

Nothing. I just smiled at him.

(MOCKING)

Nothing, I just smiled at him.

KIKO:
Hey!

MARISOL:
Shut up!

(MARISOL WHISPERING)

Stop.

(KIKO MOCKING) I didn't...

He is here!

Are you crazy?

(MARISOL WHISPERING) My God.

He is gorgeous.

He is white.

MARISOL:
And?

Once you go white...

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