Loco Love

Synopsis: Just how far would you go to get financing for your business? Donald Chandler (Roy_Werner) is the owner of a restaurant who suddenly finds himself without a business or a job when his wife leaves him, taking the deed to the eatery with her. Eager to start over, Donald goes into a business partnership with Miguel Sanchez (Gerardo_Mejia), a gardener who was taking care of Donald's lawn until he won a fortune in the lottery. Miguel is willing to front Donald the money to open a new restaurant, but there's a catch -- in exchange, Donald has to marry Catalina (Laura_Elena_Harring), Miguel's beautiful but ill-tempered sister who needs an American husband in order to get a green card and stay in California. Loco Love (produced under the title Mi Casa, Su Casa was the first feature film from director Bryan_Lewis.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Bryan Lewis
Production: Pathfinder Pictures
  3 wins.
 
IMDB:
5.3
PG
Year:
2003
94 min
36 Views

GIRL:
I'd die for a water...

BOY:
Want some water?

(EVERYBODY CHEERING)

Let's f*ckin' do it.

I want some water...

I wanna go to the rollerblading...

Thank you!

BOY:
Okay.

We'll ride

every freaking rollercoaster.

Backwards.

I'm not going.

With my pants off!

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Alright. I'm getting down.

Stop being so macho.

Yeah, yeah! Let's do that!

Li!

(WHISTLING)

Hi, how are you?

Hi.

Let's go.

Come on.

MARISOL:
Tet!

Tet!

Come here, girl!

It's great to see you, sugar!

KIKO:
Hey, Tet.

Tet, I want you

to meet Genaro. Genaro, Tet.

GENARO:
What's up? Hi.

This is my girlfriend, Tet.

Let's go, come on.

RAMN:
Let's go.

MARISOL:
He is cute, right?

TET:
He is really cute.

Why didn't you tell me

you had a hot cousin?

Ooh!

Hey, double or nothing, yo.

Alright.

If I hit this one,

you owe me lunch, bitch.

(CLANKING)

Even with my eyes closed, man.

(CLANKING)

Almost crying, man.

I almost cry, okay?

Alright, Amber, pick a prize.

As if you could get it for me, Luke.

Are you doubting me?

How much, man?

Five bucks.

I want the fat chick.

You want the fat chick? Okay.

(EMPLOYEE INDISTINCT)

LUKE:
Alright, thank you.

LUKE:
Yeah.

EMPLOYEE:
There you go.

Luke, can we get out of here?

There are some beaners beside us.

What? No, f*ck them...

I don't want to smell them.

Do you like the chick?

GAVIN:
Come on. F*ck it...

Yeah!

Whoo!

LUKE:
This is how we know you!

F*ck that.

This one. Hit this one.

Ooh!

You, bro.

Come on.

Which one?

F*ck off.

EMPLOYEE:
Come on, one more.

Okay, that's it, guys.

(AMBER CHEERS ON)

You won your prizes.

You got your chicken.

Well done.

Yeah, man!

You want the chubby chick, right?

Let me get that for you.

AMBER:
You're good.

That's the one.

EMPLOYEE:
Here it is.

LUKE:
That's for her.

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