Lloyd the Conqueror

Synopsis: Three male college students, must do battle against Derek the Unholy, a dark wizard who is determined to hold onto his title as champion of the Larpers.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Michael Peterson
Production: Fresh Dog Productions & Handmutton Films
  2 wins.
95 min

Have you guys even read it?

Patrick has my copy.

It was a little

dry for my taste.

We are so screwed.




Dark mage Derek,

sovereign of gremloire,

Chieftain of the orc hordes,

I humbly beseech your audience.


I suppose.

Did you have something to say,

Or are we just enjoying

each other's company?

It's the grand larping council.

Look, if I'm to have time

to fail all these quizzes

Before lunch, I need

you to get to the point.

The grand council has

decreed there will be no

Final battle at the end

of this year's season.


They said there's not

enough teams registered.

They said you're

scaring everyone off.

Oliver, can you explain

to me how I will be

Declared champion if

there is no tournament?

Well you won't, there will

be no champions declared,

As there is no final battle.

Well that is the silliest

thing I've ever heard.

Am I to be punished

for excelling

In the deadly art of battle?


The grand council doesn't

want to see me win again.

They want to stop me

before I break the record

Of the white wizard.

It's all gnome politics.

Shut up, stop your groveling.

Well played grand

council, well played.

But you'll find it takes

more than politicking

To defeat the lord dark mage.

What we must do is

recruit a few fools

To register under

the forces of light.

But where does one

find such dimwits?


I told you I had

it covered buddy,

Just five minutes.


Whenever you're ready, ladies.

Yes. Oh Jesus.

Um, as you can see,

here's Beowulf, and he was...

well he was the greatest

warrior in the land.

And uh, he was six foot nine,

And had long-

Short black hair.

It's not to

scale, but he's-


He swam half the time,

And also carried a weapon.

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Andrew Herman

Andrew Herman (born August 26, 1983) is a retired American professional soccer striker. Herman graduated from Oceanside High School in 2001. He entered American University that fall, playing three seasons of collegiate soccer with the Eagles. In 2004, he transferred to Rutgers University for his senior season. Herman graduated in 2005 with a bachelor's degree in criminal justice. In 2006 Andrew played for the Virginia Beach Mariners where he made seven league appearances. In 2007 Herman played for Crystal Palace Baltimore. In 2008, he played for the Long Island Rough Riders. more…

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