Lloyd the Conqueror Page #2

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The shield fell off.

And uh...

oh, and he killed grendel.

We will now take questions.

Is this a joke?

This is it,

we goofed around too long,

And now we gotta pay the price.

Your negative

attitude is really

Bringing me down

right now, Lloyd.

Lloyd, all we have to do is just

take the class next semester.

Next semester?

You guys realize we

lose our financial aid

If our grades drop

below a 'c' average.

So?

I have a 'c' in all

my other classes.

Yeah, we're not idiots.

Oh no?

No. Not idiots,

are you sure?

If you take the 'c'

from your other classes,

And you add the 'f'

from this class,

That brings you

to a 'd' average.

Uh oh.

I can't help but feel partially

responsible for this situation.

You guys always do this.

You have one simple task

you have to accomplish,

And you get distracted

by some dumb...

[SIRENS]

Oh man.

Hey, f*** you and

the horse you rode in on!

I know you don't mean that.

I'm so sorry if I inconvenienced

your precious day.

I'm- I'm sorry,

Maybe you have me

confused with somebody else.

I saw the ambulance,

And just wanted to

see if everyone was ok.

Oh, uh, sorry about that.

The neighbors always complain

when the ambulance comes.

I just thought you

were one of them.

No, I'm not.

Lloyd.

Cassandra.

Anyways, I better.

Hey, do you get a lot

of ambulance visits, or?

Well, our training targets

keep getting injured.

I teach a woman's

self defense class,

Sometimes they get

a little enthusiastic.

So do you need to

know karate for that, or?

Not really, he's mostly

just there for me to

Demonstrate different

grappling moves on.

So what, he just puts on pads

and you wrestle for an hour?

Nothing too glamorous.

I was just showing

the girls how to

Choke out a guy using

only your inner thighs.

Um, it's a really weird

coincidence really because

I've been wanting to get into

women's self defense for like,

As long as I can remember,

and now, you have an opening.

There's no pay,

it's strictly volunteer.

It's not about the money.

Oh, that's an

attractive quality.

Identify a problem,

move in with a solution.

Well, you know me.

Well, you don't

like know me, but.

Ok Lloyd, I'll see

you Thursday at 8:00.

Ok, hey, thanks,

see you on Thursday.

I move in with

a problem, no, I-

I move in with a solution,

I move in with a solution.

Guys we have a problem,

If we don't

bring our grades up,

We will lose our financial aid.

The solution is

that we go in there

And ask very

politely for a redo.

Wow. I really like how

you just took charge,

And clearly stated

what you wanted to do.

So we go in there

and be very polite,

And ask nicely for a redo.

If he wants to shave a monkey

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