Liz & Dick Page #2

ALL RIGHT. CUT!

AND WE'RE GONNA GO

RIGHT BACK IN.

Man:

BACK TO PLACES, PLEASE.

I THINK THAT RICHARD AND I

SHOULD RUN OUR LINES A MOMENT.

SURE.

IN PRIVATE.

IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN,

I THINK YOU MIGHT NEED

A LITTLE BIT OF THIS.

[ GROANS ]

VODKA.

HAIR OF THE DOG.

YEAH, I NEED

THE DOG'S WHOLE COAT.

THAT BAD?

WON'T YOU JOIN ME?

I HAVE HEARD IT SAID

IT'S BAD TO DRINK ALONE.

I ALREADY AM,

THOUGH NOT QUITE SO MUCH VODKA.

[ SIGHS ]

SO, SHALL WE

RUN THOSE LINES?

OH, NO, I THINK

WE'LL BOTH BE FINE NOW.

SO, IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE

I CAN DO FOR YOU?

[ SIGHS ]

IS THA WHAT YOU THOUGHT?

ANOTHER NOTCH ON THE BELT?

PLEASE.

I'VE HEARD ALL THE STORIES

OF THE WELSH DON JUAN --

ALL THE LEADING LADIES

EXCEPT JULIE ANDREWS.

WELL, IF SHE CAN RESIST YOU,

THEN SO CAN I!

OH, YOU MISUNDERSTAND.

YOU'RE QUITE SAFE WITH ME.

I NEVER GO AFTER

DUMPY WOMEN.

PLEASE LEAVE.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

GO EASY, RICHARD.

"GO EASY"?

OH, I'LL GO EASY,

ALL RIGHT.

OH, HERE SHE COMES --

THE QUEEN OF THE NILE.

HI.

YOU MUST BE SYBIL.

I'VE HEARD

SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.

I'M ELIZABETH.

THIS IS MY HUSBAND, EDDIE.

WON'T YOU JOIN US?

OH, GOD, NO.

I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS

FOR A DEVOTED COUPLE

TO GET A LITTLE PRIVATE TIME.

ENJOY.

CIAO.

CIAO.

Sara:
ELIZABETH.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

WHAT NOW?

IT'S TIME TO GO TO WORK.

WHAT SCENE IS IT?

IT'S YOUR FIRST LOVE SCENE

WITH ANTONY.

A LOVE SCENE?

WITH HIM?!

[ SIGHS ]

Richard:

A LOVE SCENE WITH HER?

[ SIGHS ]

WELL, IT'S NOT EXACTLY

COAL MINING, IS IT?

LEAST YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE

WITH A SEAM OF COAL.

[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]

AND PLACES.

[ TALKING CONTINUES ]

Joe:
ARE WE READY?

SORRY, JOE.

MAY I JUST PLEASE HAVE A MOMEN TO COMPOSE MYSELF?

CERTAINLY, RICHARD.

QUIET, EVERYONE.

SO, NOW

YOU'RE A METHOD ACTOR.

NO.

BUT NOW I HAVE TO AC THAT I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU...

AND THA YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH ME,

AND THAT'S NOT EASY.

HELP ME.

PLEASE.

THAT I COULD LOVE YOU,

AN EXQUISITE QUEEN -- SIMPLE.

BUT THAT YOU COULD LOVE ME,

A JOBBING SOLDIER...

[ GASPS ]

ARE YOU STARING:

AT MY CHEST?

WHY NOT?

IT'S THE VERY HEART OF YOU.

IT'S EVERYTHING YOU PROMISE --

LOVE, SEX, AND NURTURE.

AND I'M GONNA PRETEND

THAT IT'S ALL MINE.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

EXCUSE ME, RICHARD.

UH, I THINK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO

FINISH THE SPEECH

AND THEN KISS HER.

[ LAUGHS ]

OH.

SORRY, JOE.

[ LAUGHS ]

I'LL DO MUCH BETTER

NEXT TIME.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ ALL MURMURING ]

WHO'S GONNA TELL SYBIL

THIS TIME?

FORGET ABOUT, SYBIL.

WHAT ABOUT EDDIE?

[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]

OH, MR. FISHER.

I THINK YOU'LL FIND MISS TAYLOR

IN MAKEUP.

[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]

[ TALKING CONTINUES ]

MRS. BURTON.

I THINK YOU'LL FIND

RICHARD'S IN WARDROBE.

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