Little Sister Page #2

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any visitors right now.

Wait a second.

Shoot. Colleen?

Yeah.

Look at you, girl, all grown up!

Like a, like a librarian

or something.

I barely recognized you

without all the, uh, the,

you know, the Marilyn Manson

stuff on your face.

It's like the ugly duckling has

turned into a beautiful swan.

So, uh, we should come back

a little later, then?

Jacob?

Who is it?

Uh...

It's your sister.

Welcome home.

Thanks.

You look different.

Is it okay to hug you?

Sure.

I'm sorry.

Don't worry about it.

I love you.

Do you wanna hang out?

Not really.

Emily.

Oh, my god. Colleen!

You should tell me

when you're back in town!

Well, it's an unexpected visit.

Oh, my god!

You're, like, a real nun now.

Almost.

Everybody's talking

about your brother.

His whole face, huh?

Mm-hmm.

I'm so sorry.

I had such a crush on him

in high school.

I was at my parents'

vacation house,

but they didn't actually say

I could be there,

so technically I was squatting.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, remember this place?

It looks exactly the same.

I'm gonna go take a shower,

wash off the granola.

Make yourself at home.

Okay.

I came into work,

and he was like,

"you're ugly,

and you have a bad personality,"

and so I hit him in the eyes.

And then he had to get surgery,

but that was his fault because...

Yeah, yeah,

and I had to listen to them

talk about how great they are

and, like, how they're

doing this artist residency

in Barcelona

and all these things.

And that's annoying,

but then I realized...

Wow.

I hope this is okay.

Whatever, dude.

You sure you don't want one?

Is that like a nun thing?

It's still a Colleen thing.

Wow.

Do you still have your v-card?

Lifetime member.

How were we friends

in high school?

No one else liked us.

Oh, yeah.

So, why did you move home?

We are here inside

the Findlay corp chicken farm.

Findlay slaughters thousands

of innocent birds every day.

That's awful.

Yeah, so, I had to get out

of Michigan pretty fast.

Do Rick and Sherry know?

No, they just think

I'm a screw-up.

Whatever, it's fine.

We hardly even talk.

Did you get arrested?

Uh-uh.

Thank god.

You know the government

considers us terrorists?

You know what a terrorist is?

It's somebody who

actually does something.

People want to vote for change,

but they don't actually

want to do the changing.

I worked for Peta.

I went to the marches.

Nothing happened.

When I started doing this stuff,

then I could feel

something happening.

I could feel the difference

we were making.

If that makes me a terrorist,

then whatever.

Some people need to be

terrorized sometimes.

The latest jobs report is in

from the labor department,

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