Little Johnny - The Movie Page #2

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to learn a little about one another

Would anyone like to share a story with us?

Yes... and your name?

Johnny Miss But everyone calls me Little Johnny

What would you like to share with us Little Johnny?

I had a stuttering Cat...

A stuttering Cat!!

- There's no such thing as a stuttering Cat

- Yes there is...

- I had a Kitty Cat that stuttered...

- Really...

Yeah...I was playing with him the other

day and a huge dog jumped the front

fence and attacked us

Oh dear, that must of been very scary

Sure was, my Cat raised his back and went

ffff...ffff...ffff

And before he could say "F***", the Dog ate him

Silence..Please, Please

That is a terrible story, and certainly nothing to laugh about

All right...who's that laughing?

Sorry Miss Prussy

What's so funny Roger?

Well maam...I just saw...one of your suspenders

Well i never....

Get out of my classroom...this instant

i don't want to see you for the rest of the day

a simple statement of fact,

arouses such hostile reaction

- Quickly please...

- Mummy won't be pleased

Who was that?

Name...

Mickey...Mickey Ramone, Miss

hee-hee-hee

And what's so funny?

I just saw...both of your suspenders

hee-hee-hee

What is wrong with you Children?

Get out of my classroom you...horride little boy

I don't want to see you for an entire week!!!

Huh!!!...

And where do you think your going?

Well Miss Crunt...from what i just

saw, i think my school days are over

I didn't fully understand all of it,

you see it was on television

and they were like puppet's...

but real, or was it real but like puppets?

Aahh...You shitting me

Yeah...Yeah...I agree

What's the world coming too when

a boy sacrifice's his dignity,

for a member of the opposite sex?

- Come on...let's go before i vomit..

- Yeah...

Erm...

Why would yo want a fancy smancy bicycle,

when you can't afford a packet of bubble-gum?

So Mary...Who's it gonna be?

Not you Jason, it's never been you

And even when it was...it was him...

He thinks he's a big man

A Rebel...

But tell me Johnny, what are you Rebelling against?

So...What have you got...Huh?

You wanna go to Harrison?

Take me anywhere you want Johnny

Argh...Get off me you...creep

Get a room!!!

What a riot, you freakin' fairy

What's the world coming too when your

best friend get's all fruity and...and...

Come on...forget about it,

you'll never be able to afford it

Wheels like that are for the rich

and not for the like's of us

So...

Be happy with nothing...celebrate your poverty

Live for the humble victory's in life,

eat Rice like the rest of the world...

Dear...Santa...

You must be surpised that

i'm writing to you in March,

it being so soon after Christmas and all

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