Little Fockers Page #2

Synopsis: It has taken 10 years, two little Fockers with wife Pam, and countless hurdles for Greg to finally get in with his tightly wound father-in-law, Jack. After the cash-strapped dad takes a job moonlighting for a drug company, however, Jack's suspicions about his favorite male nurse come roaring back. When Greg and Pam's entire clan--including Pam's lovelorn ex, Kevin (Owen Wilson)--descends for the twins' birthday party, Greg must prove to the skeptical Jack that he's fully capable as the man of the house. But with all the misunderstandings, spying, and covert missions, will Greg pass Jack's final test and become the family's next patriarch, or will the circle of trust be broken for good?
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Paul Weitz
Production: Universal Pictures
  3 wins & 5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.5
Metacritic:
27
Rotten Tomatoes:
9%
PG-13
Year:
2010
98 min
$148,383,780
Website
1,391 Views


Thank you.

I'm gonna release the clamp.

And let it flow.

Better.

How's that?

That was great.

Nice technique.

That was so fun.

Yeah, yeah.

I was thinking about it

and, honestly,

I just don't have time

to moonlight pitching

a drug right now.

Shot down.

No, it's not you.

It's just...

No, I get it, you know.

Running nursing

in med-surge is a big job.

Yeah, yeah, so big,

I'm making less than I did

when I was in the ER.

Look, we are sponsoring

a convention at the Hilton.

Mmm-hmm.

You can make tons of dough

for, like, one speech.

Think about it.

Okay. I will,

I'll think about it.

Okay.

Knuckles?

Knuckles.

That was bad-ass,

by the way.

Yeah. Literally.

Dr. Bob.

Scumbag.

Jack, my taxi's here.

Oh, honey,

I just got off with Deb.

They are

officially separated.

Dr. Bob finished moving out.

That lowlife.

Yeah. You can

say that again.

You sure you don't want me

to come with you?

No, you know,

I think Deb needs

a little mother-daughter

time, honey.

All right?

Having an affair

with a nurse.

I can't believe

I didn't see

the warning signs.

He was very discreet.

She didn't even know

until she saw

those text messages.

Whatever you call them.

Yeah, but I'm trained

to detect that sort

of behavior, honey,

and the truth is

I was so busy putting

Focker through the wringer,

Dr. Bob slipped

right under my radar.

Oh, don't be

so hard on yourself.

Well, I'll never

let that happen again.

Are you having one of

your little heart palpies

again, Jack?

My muscles are

a little tight!

Yeah, yeah.

From stress.

I can see that.

Okay, will you just,

please, just relax, okay?

Everything is gonna be

all right. Honest.

Oh, I got to go.

Okay.

I'm gonna miss you.

Hey, Mom.

Hello, my precious prince,

how are you, darling?

Good. How's the TV show going?

Oh, great.

You know what this

week's episode is about?

Using the latest sexual toys

to spice up your love life.

Really?

Yeah.

As an early Hanukkah present,

I'm gonna

send you and Pam a box

of these musical condoms.

Don't do that.

You got to hear this, honey.

There's a little

speaker inside.

And the faster you go,

the louder it gets.

You know what?

Mom, Pam and I are fine.

We don't need musical condoms.

Honey, every couple can use

a little stimulation.

Oh, by the way,

interesting episode last week.

Which one? "Masturbation

Through The Ages"?

I thought we agreed

you weren't gonna

talk about me

on the air anymore.

Please, it was just

a little anecdote about

carpal tunnel syndrome

from excessive

self-pleasuring.

I have to connect

your father now, okay?

We need to

tell you something.

Ooh.

Hi! Gay? Roz?

Hello?

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John Hamburg

John Hamburg (born May 26, 1970) is an American screenwriter, film director and producer. more…

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