Little Fockers

Synopsis: It has taken 10 years, two little Fockers with wife Pam, and countless hurdles for Greg to finally get in with his tightly wound father-in-law, Jack. After the cash-strapped dad takes a job moonlighting for a drug company, however, Jack's suspicions about his favorite male nurse come roaring back. When Greg and Pam's entire clan--including Pam's lovelorn ex, Kevin (Owen Wilson)--descends for the twins' birthday party, Greg must prove to the skeptical Jack that he's fully capable as the man of the house. But with all the misunderstandings, spying, and covert missions, will Greg pass Jack's final test and become the family's next patriarch, or will the circle of trust be broken for good?
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Paul Weitz
Production: Universal Pictures
  3 wins & 5 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
98 min

our new drug, Sustengo.

Ah. Sustengo. All right.

It's an erectile

dysfunction medicine.

It's not just any erectile

dysfunction medicine.

It's the first ED pill

on the market

safe for heart patients.

Because, in addition

to increasing the penile

blood flow...

See that penis?

It acts as

a beta blocker

to keep the heart rate down

during intercourse.

I mean, how dope is that?

That's pretty dope.

Nurse Focker needed

in room 220 B, stat.

I'm sorry,

hang on one second.

Nurse Focker, room 220 B.

Will you get out of my ass?

If you would stop

squirming around...

But you don't know

what you're doing.

It could have

been over, sir.

Hey, hey, hey,

how you doing there,

Mr. Androvsky?

Everything okay?

Well, this nurse

is a barbarian.

Okay, I'm not a barbarian.

He keeps clenching

and I can't make an insertion.

Louis, it's...

It's a natural response

to protect that cavity.

You're right,

it is a natural response.

I would protect

my cavity, too.

And we just got to do it

a little bit gentler.

May I suggest something?

Sir, why don't you

extend your left leg

and put your right knee

right up to your chest.

It'll help relax

things down there.

She's right.

You just do that

and you just grab the side

of the bed there, like that,

and exhale...

There you go.

Nurse, did you sufficiently

lubricate the nozzle?

I did do that.


Good, good, okay.

You got this?


All right.

Take a nice deep breath.

And focus

on relaxing your anus.

Right. That's right.

You just want

to let it dilate,

sort of like

a flower opening up.

Blossoming lotus.

Sort of like

a desert cactus.


It's okay.

Just a little,

friendly visitor

just saying hello.

All right, I'm just gonna

stick it in a little further.


Good smooth insertion.

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John Hamburg

John Hamburg (born May 26, 1970) is an American screenwriter, film director and producer. more…

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