Little Fauss and Big Halsy Page #3

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'Cause I gotta be movin', movin', movin'

Honey I gotta be movin' along

I'm on the one-night-stand, gal

Tomorrow by this time I will be gone

(truck horn)

Gotta keep movin', honey

Look out, get out of the way, I'm gone

- Hey.

You got any lube nipples for a Yamaha 250?

No.

- No got.

- Sh*t.

(hums)

(whistles jauntily)

You got head gaskets?

- Oh, head gaskets we got.

(Halsy hums)

(Halsy whistles jauntily)

- [Halsy] Owner around?

- [Little] He's out to lunch.

Thought I'd promote

myself a couple of tires

if the boss was around.

Them I got seen too many races

if I head out for the desert

on Sunday, you goin'?

- It's a buck-59 for the gasket.

- Hey, let me use your torque

wrench for about five minutes.

I thought you said he wasn't around?

- He'll be back.

- [Halsy] After lunch, you said!

- Hey!

It's a buck-59.

Hey, it's a buck-59.

Hey incidentally, um.

It's a buck-50 for those

gaskets plus nine cents tax.

- You sure got some small

ideas about friendship, man.

Hey what's the matter, you

think I ain't gonna pay you

or somethin'?

- Hey, forget it.

- No, I always pay my own bills.

Where is that?

- Oh, well if you're

gonna use that gasket,

you better seat it first.

- Seat it?

- Yeah, so you don't get any blow blank.

- Well I'm no scientist,

I just ride bikes.

Is this coffee for the general use here?

- Customers.

- These sponsor guys are a

pain in the ass anyway. I hate em.

They don't know sugar.

- [Little] What?

- [Halsy] Sugar.

- What about it?

- Don't have to stay up all night

workin' on a bike the night before.

They just stay up all night

lovin' the women and drinkin'

it up and doin' whatever they damn want.

How about a little cream?

- Hey uh, where's your wife today?

- My who?

- Oh, you know, your wife.

- Oh, uh.

Yeah, she's uh, she's a stewardess.

Had an early flight out this morning.

Didn't have no time to

fix me any breakfast.

Whose doughnut is this?

Is this somebody's?

Come on, I'll let you buy me a beer.

(Little chuckles)

What's so funny?

(motorcycle engines)

Little Fauss and Big Halsy

Men and their machine,

motorbike racin' was the game

Always pushin' all for one more win

It takes nerves to take that curve

Nerves of steel, climbin'

that hill, twistin' that grip

(Halsy hoots)

- [Halsy] Come on, yah, yah!

(screams)

Hey, Little Fauss and Big Halsy

Tomorrow's just another day

Another day to race away

One more win, that's all we've gotta do

It takes guts when the going gets rough

You've gotta be tough, give

it your best facin' that death

Little Fauss and Big Halsy

No one hardly knew their name

Win no praise and gain no fame

Always there when the

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