Little Black Book Page #2
- Cue doorbell.
- Full scream.
Better get that.
Yeah! Bring it on, sucker!
What up? What?
- Cue apes.
- Apes?
Security.
Yeah, represent!
What? What? What?
Rapper Boy Taye,
why do you think you're here?
I'm here because my woman's getting
a hot hoochie-mama makeover.
- Camera four.
- I'd do her.
There is some kind of critter
under the table.
It's either a rat...
My sister saw you humping
on a dirty-girl stripper.
Dirty-girl stripper?
You crazy!
I never been with no stripper.
That ain't your grandma.
- That ain't me.
- Liar!
- You're stupider than you look.
- No, you didn't!
What are you, crazy?
- You're a dirty dog!
- Now let's not rush to judgment.
- Are you willing to prove it, Taye?
- Yeah.
- What do you say, audience?
- Prove it! Prove it! Prove it!
I got nothing. Lori, what's up?
- Another guest?
- Do we have the right running order?
- Should we have someone?
- Who's up?
- I'm sorry.
- I don't have this.
Hello? Anyone there?
Oh, Jesus! Kippie's gonna...
- There she blows.
- Kippie can't keep covering, Carl!
- Good girl.
- Is anybody in the booth...
...or is it just me down here by myself?
I'm all alone down here!
What are you guys doing?
You're crazy!
- Carl!
- What was the problem, Phil?
Oh, shoot, there it is!
It's a big one!
Okay, people, lots to do.
We got two shows today.
First I wanna say hello
to our new associate producer...
...our little doorbell-ringer herself,
Stacy Holt.
- What's up, girl?
- Just kidding, Stace. Just a little fun.
Welcome to our little thing.
Katie, you wanna show them the...?
Take a look at our new look.
- "Kippie Kann keeps competitors..."
- He's bringing back the hard K's.
- Keep going, Katie. Keep it going.
- It was her thing, like a trademark.
- "Creatively while
keeping keen"...
- But that was a million years ago.
- Nostalgia, folks.
Hearkens back to a simpler time.
They eat it up.
Like when Captain Kangaroo was king
and Casey Kasem was in kindergarten.
- He's nuts.
- Who invented reality?
- We did.
- So keep those hard K's coming.
- Kipp, you should be in makeup, kiddo.
- Cut the K's, Carl.
- It's cute. It's Kippie.
- It's crap! Capisce?
Here's the thing:
That orchid on the desk?
Well, I just got it.
Which can only mean
it's a new picture.
Let me see that.
She's right. This cruelty
cannot continue. Katie.
- Carl.
- Lf somebody has a problem with me...
...just tell me straight up. Otherwise...
- You get canned. With a "C."
Kippie, to makeup.
- Good girl.
- I told you.
I'll do my best to catch
the culprit, Kippie.
Thank you...
Ira.
Nachlis.
Nice to meet you.
I've worked here for three years.
Okay, people,
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