Little Bitches Page #2
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- 2018
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Anyway, how's that application
to Cornell coming?
Well, my parents love it,
but they love everything I do.
I'm gonna stop you right there.
Um, when are you gonna
cut the bullshit?
Sorry?
The bullshit, honey.
I'm a college counselor, okay?
A teacher of tomorrow?
Oh, that's intense.
You bet your puffy, little
nipples it's intense, okay?
Puffy, that is totally
what they are.
I have your file right here.
Know what's in there?
Phenomenal GPA.
You're a concert-level cellist.
And, yet, what did you write
your personal statement about?
On a pledge that me, Marisa,
Oh, right. That hair brained
banana-blow-job pact.
"Look at us.
We made a pact
to open our
college letters together.
What's gonna happen?
Oh, boy.
Even though we got
and our poor parents
need to put deposits down
to hold our spots."
It's selfish.
It's a personal statement.
Personal, okay? You wrote about
two other people.
It's important to me.
It's ridiculous.
You should be ashamed.
Congratulations!
Oh, my god.
Wow, that's a lot of balloons,
mom. Thank you.
I know. I know.
Nobody is surprised.
Your dad is making pancakes with
little Stanford S's on them.
He's hungry
after the night we had.
Oh, my god.
That's a good one.
Right?
That's a good one, mom.
You don't have to
give me a high-five.
I'm gonna...
No. Oh, okay.
Why don't we have
your first breakfast
as a Stanford girl?
Oh, don't cry.
"Stanford girl"?
Really,
we're gonna call me that?
We're gonna call you
"Stanford girl."
Don't cry. You can't
I don't wanna call you
your first name.
I wanna call you "Stanford
girl," oh, my goodness.
- I love you so much. I can't...
- I love you too.
Congratulations, seniors.
We've made it through
another school year.
Just remember that
today is your last day
to put your pictures up
That's where we can see
where you're all going,
so we can all stay in touch.
On behalf of the entire
faculty, I just wanna say
to have taught all of you,
and see you blossom into
the adults that I know you are.
I wanna get your p*ssy filled.
Okay.
Yeah.
You have so many
questions about sex.
We should get you some answers.
So?
Phil. Philly Cheesesteak!
- Hey.
- Hey.
Legland.
Hey.
What's good with you girls?
Hey.
Y'all chilling?
Chill... yeah. Just hanging out
and talking, you know?
I feel you.
I feel you.
Yo, y'all hip
to this new thug tape?
Yo, gangster sh*t.
Doesn't come out for a minute.
I got it two weeks early.
So you're, like,
ahead of the curve.
I mean, it's like, you know,
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