Little Birds Page #2

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Did you get

lipstick all over me'?

Look, it's the Bobbsey Twins.

Aw, they're like

a little cartoon duo.

Lily and Ali and the case

of the haunted mansion.

She doesn't want

to be called Ali anymore.

What does

she wanna be called?

Alison.

Oh, excuse me.

Lily and Alison in the case

of the haunted mansion.

Jesus Christ. Come sit

next to your old mom.

I've got

a mystery for you.

Who's sh*t-faced at two

o'clock in the afternoon?

Guilty as charged, Scooby Doo.

That's right. Yeah!

You look cute. Maybe you should do

something with this hair, though.

Like put a deep conditioner

on it or something.

Wow. You know what'? You should do

something with your face, okay'?

That's not nice.

Can we dress up'?

No, I have to sell this stuff.

Why?

You can use

the things over there.

No, I wanna

use this stuff.

Don't use

the feather thing.

Why? it's the best one.

Can I wear the skirt at least'?

Yeah.

At least that one

picked something normal.

Look, I want to look

like a fuzzy alien.

At your service,

my fearless queen.

Lily! Lily!

My fearless queen,

don't you dare!

I'm going to push you

in the water.

Yes! Yes!

No! No! No!

I'm melting.

Oh no! Don't die.

Ifs too late.

Here. Don't you

ever forget me.

Then, I'll put one on.

What's that sound?

I don't know.

Let's investigate.

My queen, you are alive! Shh!

You look stupid.

You guys want some beers'?

Sure.

Climb over then.

Lily)'-

What, are you,

like a raver or something?

What's that'?

Somebody who

dresses all crazy.

No, it was just

this stupid thing.

I like your boots.

Yeah?

Yeah, I think they're cool.

Thanks.

You know, you can't find empty

pools like this in L.A. no more.

We heard about this spot

and drove all the way out.

But your town

smells like sh*t.

Ifs the salt influx from the

sewage and irrigation runoff.

Are you a scientist?

No.

See all this white stuff'?

The sand'?

It's not really sand. it's

dead fish and bird bones.

Cool.

Yeah.

So, you have

a boyfriend?

Jesse, let's

f***ing go!

You cold?

What the f***?

Let's go.

Thanks.

Sorry.

If you're ever in L.A.

Sorry.

Bye, Lily.

Bye.

Woo!

Where'd you go?

Didn't think

you'd notice I'd left.

What's up your ass'?

Nothing.

I kissed that boy.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I bet he's kissed

lots of other girls.

Maybe.

We're gonna

hang out in L.A.

How are you

getting there'?

I don't know.

You can come along

if you want.

Maybe.

Hey, Tiger Lily.

I know you're awake.

Why do you always

have to touch me'?

Because I didn't

get to hold you

for that whole

first month you were born.

You were stuck

in the incubator.

Your dad said that

you looked like

a little chicken who came

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