Little Big Soldier Page #2

Strong liquor. Must be Liang's.

One small track

leads the way to home.

What now?

Like my dad said, step in sh*t.

Something good awaits me.

It's an ambush.

I get it.

What's loaded on that wagon?

Nothing particular.

Rip him.

Rip him off!

- Wait, wait...

- Who are you?

A General.

Says you.

Beat him.

Beat him down.

Stop!

Stop! Stop!

Sorry.

Please... stop.

Take whatever you want,

just let us go.

What possibly do you have,

besides this piece of junk?

I want revenge!

Shut your mouth!

Who's this guy?

He?

He... he's my son.

No! I'm not his son...

You little prick!

He's crazy. He thinks he's going to war.

I'm taking him back to grow farms.

Grow farms? There's nothing left

to grow because of the wars.

- Revenge!

- Get lost!

I'm in charge here.

I say we take the wagon.

Unfaithful prick!

You got a death wish?

This helmet will get you killed.

- How about this?

- This? Will you ever learn?

Let's go!

Bunch of fools.

They had no idea you're the MVP

"Most Valuable Package" here.

Your son?

I'm gonna treat you good!

So tie me up and

take me back to your farms!

Don't move. Don't breathe.

You were trying to strangle me to death?

If it wasn't me...

Prick!

It's not Dim Mak.

My dad was right.

I stepped in sh*t.

Pretty good.

Don't hurt us. I'm begging you!

Hold it there.

I could kill him,

or I could spare him.

I just have the power.

How about 2 acres for beans,

No! 3 acres for beans.

Tell me,

what I should do with

I can offer you a thousand acres.

That's too much.

I couldn't handle that much.

White grain or bean, what to grow?

I'd say rice. I love rice.

White grain and rice are

the same thing, fool!

You tired?

Feeling comfy, right?

Now I'm relieved.

Right, I'll need some buffalo.

One male, one female.

The male will work in the farms.

The female will give milk.

I'm dying to know how you're gonna

drag me all the way to Liang's.

Wait, I can't milk a cow.

So I'll need a wife who can do that.

My eldest brother was a great warrior.

He fought till death.

My second brother was a honest person.

He died on the battlefield as well.

I'm the last seed of the family.

General, do you have any siblings?

Wish I hadn't.

Why are you taking me here?

I couldn't find 'em.

The Mt. Phoenix is huge!

There's a lot of grounds to cover...

Was he being tied up?

Yes, his dad tied him up.

Said he's crazy or something...

They both appeared to be crazy...

Can I go back now?

Revenge...

They want to take you back from me?

It's not gonna be easy.

I've been in battles for years,

never seen an

elegant arrow like this one.

I've seen this.

It's someone not friendly.

People like you just asking this

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