Lisa Page #2

GO OUT WITH YOU, TOO,

WHICH MEANS WE CAN DOUBLE!

THIS IS SO EXCITING!

YEAH,

JUST MAKE THE PLANS

FOR TWO YEARS:

FROM FRIDAY NIGHT.

YOU DON'T HAVE

TO TELL YOUR MOM.

YOU COULD JUST TELL HER

YOU WERE COMING OVER HERE

TO SPEND THE NIGHT.

YEAH, AND THEN

SHE TALKS TO YOUR MOM

AND I'M DEAD.

BESIDES,

I CAN'T LIE TO HER.

WE TELL EACH OTHER EVERYTHING.

YOU DON'T TELL HER

ABOUT THE SCRAPBOOK

AND FOLLOWING GUYS.

SHE DOESN'T HAVE

TO KNOW ABOUT THAT.

THAT'S NOT FOR REAL.

LISA, COME ON.

I CANNOT BELIEVE

YOUR MOTHER'S REALLY SERIOUS

ABOUT THE SIXTEEN THING.

SHE'S SO COOL

ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE.

SHE LETS YOU SWEAR,

WEAR HER CLOTHES --

SHE TREATS YOU:

LIKE A BEST FRIEND.

LISA, YOU REALLY

GOTTA DEAL WITH HER.

BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE TO WAI TILL YOUR SIXTEEN TO DATE,

EVERYBODY'S GONNA

THINK YOU'RE WEIRD.

( crying softly )

( dog barks in distance )

HI, GUY, I'M HOME!

UH-OH, A LOCKED DOOR.

LET'S SEE,

IT'S NOT REPORT CARD TIME...

GEORGE MICHAEL:

DIDN'T GET MARRIED, DID HE?

HONEY?

UH-OH.

SERIOUS, HUH?

WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?

NO?

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

WHY DON'T YOU AND I

MAKE SOME DINNER?

AND I'LL LET YOU

PEEL THE ONIONS:

SINCE YOUR EYES:

ARE ALREADY RED.

OKAY?

( sighs )

( onions sizzle )

Katherine:

...ONLY I DON'T KNOW

WHO THE HELL:

I'M TALKIN' TO, RIGHT?

SO HE SAID, "YOU DON' REMEMBER ME, DO YA?"

WHAT'D YOU SAY?

I SAID, "UH, WELL,

"I'M NOT SURE."

AND HE SAID, "WHAT,

THERE'S SO MANY MEN

"IN YOUR LIFE

YOU CAN'T REMEMBER ME?"

NOW I'M GETTING ANGRY.

BUT I DON'T WANT TO INSULT HIM

IN CASE HE'S A CUSTOMER.

SO HE SAYS, "WELL,

IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME,

"I'M GONNA HANG UP

AND I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

"IF YOU REMEMBER ME,

YOU CALL ME BACK."

SO DID YOU EVER:

FIND OUT WHO IT WAS?

YEAH,

IT WAS THIS GUY BOB.

A CUSTOMER.

AND HE'S USUALLY REALLY NICE,

BUT THIS WAS SO ANNOYING.

DIDN'T SOUND ANNOYING.

SOUNDS FUN.

IS HE CUTE?

UM...KIND OF.

HAS HE EVER ASKED YOU OUT?

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

WHEN AM I GONNA HAVE TIME?

I GOT A DAUGHTER TO RAISE,

I GOT A BUSINESS TO RUN...

WENDY GOT ASKED OU ON A DATE TODAY.

OH.

IS THAT WHA ALL THE TEARS

WERE ABOUT?

AND THE GUY:

WHO ASKED HER OU HAS A FRIEND

WHO WANTED TO TAKE ME OUT.

TOMORROW NIGHT.

WHAT DID WENDY SAY?

WENDY SAID YES.

AND WHAT DID YOU SAY?

I SAID THAT I COULDN'T,

AND WENDY SAID THA EVERYBODY'S GONNA

THINK I'M WEIRD.

WELL,

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

I'LL MAKE YOU

A GREAT BIG BUTTON

THAT SAYS,

"I'M NOT WEIRD,

MY MOM IS." OKAY?

VERY FUNNY.

GREAT, NO RICE.

I'LL PUT ON

MY SHOES AND GO.

I'LL GO.

HONEY, IT'S DARK OUT.

MOM, IT'S ONLY 7:30,

AND YOU LET ME GO LAST WEEK.

OKAY, OKAY.

YOU BETTER HURRY, THOUGH,

OR I'M GONNA HAVE TO

START THIS ALL OVER AGAIN.

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