Lisa
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1989
- 95 min
- 99 Views
( tape rewinding )
( beep )
Woman:
Mary? Marsha.
Private sale at Maxfield's
on Saturday.
Doors open at nine.
Bring plastic. Bye.
( beep )
Man:
Hi, beautiful, it's Andy.
Don't worry,
I'm not canceling.
I just, uh,
want to ask you something.
Actually, I just want
to talk to you.
As a matter of fact,
I love talking to you
and seeing you and...
call me.
( beep )
Man:
Hi, Mary.
This is Richard.
I'm in your apartment...
and I'm going to kill you.
I LOVE YOU.
( gasping )
( bell rings )
READY?
I'M READY.
IS MR. WONDERFUL READY?
C'MON. WE GOTTA
MOVE OUR BUTTS.
I GOTTA BABY-SIT.
Girl:
HURRY UPSOMEBODY.
WHY?
WHOA! RAD SHOES!
THEY'RE MY MOM'S.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE LETS YOU:
BORROW HER STUFF.
WHY NOT? SHE ALWAYS
BORROWS MY CLOTHES.
BORROWING MY STUFF?
YOUR MOM LOOKS LIKE WHAT A MOM
Girl:
GOD, HOW CAN YOU GUYS EVEN READ
ABOUT THE CANDLELIGHT KILLER?
THIS TIME?
HE'LL BE THERE?
WEND, YOU'RE LOPSIDED.
Woman:
STOP!!!LOOK!
WHA--
HEY!
GOOD AFTERNOON,
DESIGNS BY KATHERINE.
HI, SARAH.
OH, HI, LIS'!
YOUR MOM:
JUST STEPPED OUT.
HOW'D YOUR DATE
GO LAST NIGHT?
NOT MY TYPE.
NICE, THOUGH.
A HANDSOME HUNK OF A MAN, TOO.
IT JUST DIDN'T CLICK.
TO MY MOM.
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE GEORGE MICHAEL.
BEYOND CUTE, HUH?
( giggling:
)YEAH, YOU BETTER WATCH OU FOR THOSE GUYS
AND WEAR EARRINGS.
HA HA HA!
LOOK, I'D BETTER GO.
THAT I WAS HOME,
AND I'M GOING OVER TO WENDY'S?
MMM, CHECK-IN NOTED.
TOMORROW, KIDDO.
OKAY? BYE-BYE.
HI, GUY,
WHAT'S UP?
WHAT'D SHE SAY?
HA HA! NO.
GEORGE MICHAEL.
HA HA HA!
SHE'S JUST A KID.
( buzzer )
( door opens )
WENDY'S NOT HERE.
SHE'S DEAD.
I KILLED HER.
( scary voice:
)I'M THE CANDLELIGHT KILLER.
WENDY!
Wendy:
RALPH,COME ON! I JUST GOT THE NUMBER
( both giggle )
ADAMS. VEHICLE I.D.
( sexy voice :
)HELLO, IS THIS THE SUPERVISOR?
YES, MA'AM.
I'VE SPOKEN
TO SEVERAL PEOPLE
AND THEY'VE ALL SAID
THAT THEY DIDN' HAVE THE AUTHORITY
THAT'S WHY I'VE ASKED TO SPEAK
THAT'S USUALLY
THE CASE, MA'AM.
WELL, YOU SEE,
HIT AND RUN'S
A POLICE MATTER,
DOESN'T COME UNDER
THIS DEPARTMENT.
OH, NO, NO.
THE GENTLEMEN WHO DID I WAS VERY CONSIDERATE,
WITH HIS NAME,
TELEPHONE NUMBER,
AND A SWEET APOLOGY.
BUT GUESS WHAT?
I, UH, I DON'T SEE HOW
EXCUSE ME?
YOU LITTLE BRAT!
GET OUTTA HERE!
UH, YES, YES.
THAT WAS --
THE ONE THING:
PERSONALIZED PLATES.
IT WAS "WANT MORE."
COULD YOU PLEASE
"W-N-T M-O-R-E."
( whispers:
)Does he have it?
( taps keyboard )
I'M SORRY, I CAN'T DO THAT.
I SUGGEST YOU:
CALL THE POLICE.
OKAY. MR. ADAMS,
LET ME BE:
I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU
THE WHOLE STORY.
IT WASN'T MY CAR.
I BORROWED IT,
IT'LL BE LIKE...
MR. ADAMS,
I UNDERSTAND THE PRESSURES
UH...
ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU, MR. ADAMS.
YOU REALLY:
MADE MY DAY.
THANK YOU, MAGNUM P.I.
WE DON'T LEARN ANYTHING FROM TV.
YOU KNOW, LISA,
WE COULD TOTALLY
BE PRIVATE EYES:
SO WHAT'S
MY STUD MUFFIN'S NAME?
ROBERT TRAVIS.
CALL HIM.
NO WAY, LISA.
I MEAN, YOU SOUND
HELLO?
OH, HI.
( whispers )
FRIDAY NIGHT?
YEAH.
YEAH, SURE,
THAT SOUNDS FUN.
LISA?
ERIC WANTS TO:
( whispering )
UM, WELL...
OKAY?
OKAY.
CALL ME BACK. BYE.
OH, MY GOD, LISA!
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