Lilo And Stitch Page #2

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These are extremely

simple creatures, miss.

Landing there would create mass

mayhem and planet-wide panic!

A quiet capture would require

an understanding of 6-2-6

that we do not possess!

Who, then, Mr. Pleakley, would

you send for his extraction?

Does he have a brother?

Close grandmother, perhaps?

(angry shouting)

(insane jabbering)

Friendly cousin?

Neighbor with a beard?

(inmates chanting furiously)

(whirring)

(electrical humming)

(enraged roaring)

(gobbling)

(sniffles)

(Jumba murmuring)

(laughing sinisterly)

He got away?

I'm sure this comes

as no surprise to you.

I designed this creature

for to be unstoppable.

Which is precisely why you

must now bring him back.

What? Me?

And to reward you

we are willing to trade

your freedom for his capture.

(sighs)

Maybe direct hit

from plasma cannon

might stun him long enough to...

Plasma cannon granted.

Do we have a bargain, Dr. Jumba?

(grunts)

B-B-But it's a delicate planet!

(singsong):

Who's going to control him?

You will.

Very good, Your Highness.

I... I didn't quite...

(door slams shut)

Uh, you're not joking!

So, tell me,

my little one-eyed one

on what poor, pitiful,

defenseless planet

has my monstrosity

been unleashed?

MAN WITH CHORUS:

# Mahalo nui ia #

# Ke Ali iwahine #

# O Lili ulani #

# O ka Wohi ku #

# Ka pipio mai o ke anuenue #

# Na waihooluu a halikeole #

# E nana na maka

i ke ao malama #

# Mai Hawaii akea i Kauai... #

(hula drums beating

midtempo rhythm)

(man shouts joyously

in Hawaiian)

MAN:

# O Kal'kaua he inoa #

# O Ka pua mae ole i ka l' #

# Ka pua maila i ka mauna #

# I ke kuahiwi o Mauna Kea #

# Ke 'maila i K'lauea #

# M'lamalama i Wahinekapu #

# A ka luna o Uw'kahuna #

# I ka pali kapu o Ka auea #

MAN AND CHORUS:

# Ea mai ke ali i kia manu #

# Ua wehi i ka hulu o ka mamo #

# Ka pua nani a o Hawai i #

# O Kal'kaua he inoa #

CHORUS:

# O Kal'kaua he inoa #

# Ka pua mae ole i ka l' #

# Ka pua maila i ka mauna #

# I ke kuahiwi o Mauna Kea #

(speaking Hawaiian)

# Ke 'maila i K'lauea... #

One, two, three, four...

#... M'lamalama i

Wahinekapu... #

Ay-yi-yi.

#... A ka luna o Uw'kahuna #

# I ka pali kapu o Ka auea #

MAN AND CHORUS:

# Mahalo nui ia #

# Ke Ali iwahine #

# O Lili ulani #

# O ka Wohi ku... #

# Ea mai ke ali i kia manu #

# Ua wehi i ka hulu o ka mamo #

# Ka pua nani a o Hawai I #

# O Kal'kaua he inoa... #

ALL:

He Inoa No Kalani Kalakaua

Kulele.

- Whoa!

- Whoa!

(women gasp)

INSTRUCTOR:

Stop. Stop.

Lilo, why are you all wet?

It's sandwich day.

(sighing)

Every Thursday,

I take Pudge the fish

a peanut butter sandwich.

Pudge is a fish?

And today we were out

of peanut butter!

So I asked my sister

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