Like Father Like Son Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1987
- 96 min
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- Come on, it was a fluke!
- You can't make Hammond anchor.
- l just did.
- Hit the showers!
- l'm warning you, Hammond.
You're getting in my face too often.
d*ckhead!
We're on the same team.
What do you say we call a truce?
Yeah, okay, for the good
of the school, a**hole!
- Hey, Rick.
- What?
- Nice race.
- Rick, whatever you want.
Come on, Rick, leave him alone.
He's a good kid.
Yeah, well, you better watch
your step, d*ckhead.
That guy is huge. What is it,
l don't know, but sooner or later,
he is going to freak.
And l wouldn't wanna be here
when he does.
l think there should be a size
requirement for high school.
Oh, God!
- How bad?
- The worst. Look, a C.
- A C?
- A C. l am dead meat.
l am sitting on a hook,
rotting in the sun.
Flies are, like, gathering around me.
l am dead meat.
For what? For a C? My dad would give
me his porno collection if l got a C.
Thanks for the ride.
Good luck at home.
Hey, man, there is no good luck
at home. Only death by lasers...
...emitted from my father's eyes.
You'll get into a med program
somewhere.
- Hey, man, what's that?
- That's my Uncle Earl.
He's been staying with us for a couple
of days, stinking up the house.
He's leaving today.
Probably on his way to Venus.
Hey, Earl, how you doing?
- Pretty creepy-looking to me, Trigger.
- Yeah, he's an archaeologist.
Creepy is his life's work.
Hey, listen, l gotta get home
so my father can end my life.
Let's see if l can get him talking
about his brain-transference serum.
lt could make med school obsolete.
Brain-transference serum?
He was talking about it last night.
lt's up in those boxes.
Oh, yeah, yeah. The one marked
''brain-transference serum.''
You gotta keep an open mind about it.
You should see the scar on his leg.
Hey, Earl, can you tell my friend...
...about how lndians operated on
your leg and you didn't feel anything?
- No.
- l'll get him to talk. Wait.
- Forget it. l'll see you tomorrow.
lf brain transference has to do with
having your head handed to you...
...you and Uncle Earl can come
to my house and watch.
- See you tomorrow.
- Later.
MTV.
- It's an attitude.
- MTV.
- Hi, man. l thought you were my dad.
- Nope, taller.
- Tabasco sauce?
- Brain-transference serum.
Oh, sh*t.
- Trigger, what are you doing?
- l went to a lot of trouble siphoning...
...this stuff off from my uncle without
him seeing it. We can at least try it.
Yeah, right.
l'm gonna try this stuff. Come on.
No, you're not gonna try anything.
Hello, Seymour.
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