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that people respond better

to polite, short exchanges

over the Internet,

rather than long, drawn-out,

and weirdly chatty emails.

And you're

an expert on this?

I am working towards my Ph.D.

in psychology right now.

Really?

Really.

I'm a T.A.

over at the university.

I took this place

to work on my dissertation.

And... what do you do?

Are you in school?

No, I graduated last year.

B.A. in business.

And now?

Now I'm here visiting

my old college roommate

and her husband.

By yourself?

Yeah, why not?

I mean, you don't

have a boyfriend or...?

I've got Frank.

Speaking of,

would you mind

putting him someplace

so I can bring Mozart

out for his dinner?

Why can't you go feed

Mozart somewhere else?

Miss Haley...

This is an awkward

situation

for both of us,

agreed?

Agreed.

And the only way we're

going to get through this

is if we treat each other

with dignity and respect.

Agreed?

Agreed.

That includes respecting

each other's pets.

Agreed?

Fine.

Come on, Frank,

let's go.

Thank you.

And if we don't hear back

from the rental company

in an hour or so,

you should probably

start calling

the hotels around town

to find room.

Good idea.

Wait, what?

I'm sure there's someplace

you and Mozart can stay

for the night.

Wait a minute,

why am I the one

that has to leave?

Well... someone has to.

What are you doing?

You told me

to put my dog away.

-No, not in the...

-No, Frank!

Mozart?

Sorry, Mozart.

He's not going

to hurt you.

He doesn't

want to hurt her,

he just wants to play.

Well, my cat

doesn't know that.

Could you please just

get your dog

out of my room?

How is this your room?

I was here first.

See? My luggage.

Really? well,

how about my luggage?

I thought

that was laundry.

Come on, Frank, let's go play

with the squeaky squirrel.

Come on, Mozart.

Come on, Mozart.

It's okay, kitty.

Come on...

Come on, Mozart.

This whole house mix-up thing

doesn't seem to be

bothering you very much.

Yeah, well,

there's nothing we can

do about it right now.

Que sera sera.

"Que sera sera..."

Yeah,

"whatever will be, will be."

Like the song, you know...

I know where it's from.

You don't have to be rude.

I'm sorry.

It's just, well, I...

I like to plan,

and I was planning on

having some peace and quiet

to get my work done.

Yeah, well, this wasn't

exactly what I wanted

when I rented the place either.

You mean when

I rented the place.

Fine, you rented the place,

I rented the place.

So, what are we going

to do about it?

Maybe I can help?

Hi.

Who are you?

I'm Ellen.

Ellen Davis.

I own the place.

When I got the text message

from the rental company,

I came over

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