Life with Mikey Page #3

BECAUSE, I GOTTA TELL YA,

UNCLE LARRY ASKED ME

TO COME WORK WITH HIM.

UNCLE LARRY?

UNCLE LARRY?

ED, UNCLE LARRY SELLS

BATHROOM ACCESSORIES.

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANNA

DO WITH YOUR LIFE?

NO, MICHAEL, I DON'T WANNA

WORK WITH UNCLE LARRY,

BUT I CAN'T RUN THIS

AGENCY BY MYSELF.

EITHER YOU STAR BECOMING A REAL PARTNER...

OR IT'S OVER.

YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M SORRY.

I'M... I KNOW I'VE BEEN

NEGLIGENT.

I DO COME IN LATE,

AND I...

I MISSED A COUPLE OF DAYS

HERE AND THERE.

YOU MISSED OCTOBER.

SO I'LL SEE YA BRIGH AND EARLY MONDAY MORNING.

GOOD. BRIGHT AND EARLY.

I WILL BE THERE:

WHEN WE OPEN.

WHAT TIME DO WE OPEN?

[Girl Crying]

SOMEBODY TOOK THE FISH

OUT OF THE FISHBOWL...

AND PUT IT IN A BOWL

WITH NO WATER.

[Audience Laughing]

[Woman]

MIKEY!

[Man]

MIKEY.

DAD, SO NICE

TO HEAR FROM YOU.

GET DOWN HERE.

[Girl]

HOW COULD YOU DO THA TO LITTLE GOLDIE?

LISTEN, IF IT MAKES

YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,

I'M SURE LITTLE GOLDIE'S

IN FISH HEAVEN.

FISH HEAVEN RIGHT NOW.

OR IN A FISH STICK.

OR IN A FISH STICK.

[Chuckling]

HEY, DON'T MAKE JOKES

ABOUT CYNTHIA'S FISH.

NOW, YOU HAVE TO LEARN

WHEN TO BE A COMEDIAN

AND WHEN TO BE SERIOUS.

NO TV OR ICE CREAM

FOR THE NEXT WEEK.

ANY CHANCE OF GETTING TIME OFF

FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR?

[Audience Laughing]

[Chorus]

HE'S WACKY, HE'S WILD

HE'S EVERYONE'S

FAVORITE CHILD:

IT'S LIFE WITH MIKEY

LIFE WITH MIKEY:

HE'S COMING, LOOK OUT

THERE'S TROUBLE IN STORE

LINE UP FOR:

LITTLE MIKEY'S AUTOGRAPH.

EAT A LOTTA TURKEY TODAY,

WE GOT LITTLE MIKEY HERE.

[Man]

YO, LITTLE MIKEY!

YOUR SHOW SUCKS, MAN!

[Crowd Booing]

HEY, YOU WANNA COME OVER HERE

AND SAY THAT?

HE'S NOT COMIN'

OVER HERE, IS HE?

[Crowd Laughing]

I NOW DECLARE THIS TURKEY

SHACK... STUFFED.

[Cheering]

[Indistinct Talking]

[Girl]

OH! OH, EXCUSE ME.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

HERE YOU GO.

THANKS, MISTER.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

THANKS.

SAME TO YOU, KID.

GIMME A COUPLE:

OF THOSE BAD BOYS AND THESE.

SEVEN BUCKS.

THINK I LEFT MYWALLET... HEY!

HEY! HEY!

STOP! WAIT!

WHOA!

STOP RIGHT THERE!

HEY!

[Huffing]

AH, YOU'RE FAST.

THAT'S GREAT.

YOU KNOW, THERE'S A LOT OF MONEY

IN WOMEN'S TRACK AND FIELD.

MORE THAN THERE IS

IN MY WALLET.

SO WHY DON'T YOU JUS GIVE IT BACK TO ME?

WE'LL FORGET THE

WHOLE THING, HUH?

I DON'T HAVE YOUR WALLET.

YOU COME NEAR ME, AND

I'LL SCREAM FOR A COP!

WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA DO.

LOOK, I'M GONNA WALK

TOWARDS YOU VERY SLOW.

JUST GIVE ME THE WALLET.

THAT'S A MAGNIFYING GLASS.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

WAIT 'TIL SUNRISE AND

BURN ME TO DEATH?

OKAY, NOW THAT'S SCARY.

JUST STAY WHERE YOU ARE,

AND NOBODY GETS HURT.

SO, WHAT GRADE ARE YA IN?

[Train Rumbling]

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