Life Partners Page #3

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I didn't even get

most of the references.

Like, "I wake up in the morning

and piss excellence."

Talladega Nights.

Oh.

Well, I guess we're gonna

end up dying alone like planned.

Um, actually,

he asked me out again,

and I said yes.

I don't know.

I kind of had fun with him.

Oh. Cool.

When are you guys

going out again?

Tomorrow.

Which one of us is the lesbian?

F***.

Oh.

Hey. I didn't see you in there.

You didn't see

my car either, huh?

Well, it was blocking

my driveway, so...

Uh, I wouldn't say

it's blocking your driveway.

It's got

a pretty wide berth here.

Yeah, but you're over the line.

Over the line? Yeah.

This... The line.

Yeah, well, even if I were,

uh, over the line,

I don't think that means

you can just run into my car.

I'm gonna be late for work,

so can we just deal with this

later since we're neighbors?

I should report this

to my insurance today.

I mean, it's a brand-new car.

My wife would kill me.

You're insured, right?

Of course I'm insured. Okay.

I really don't see

how this is my fault.

Yeah. Well, you know,

we can just let the insurance

companies deal with all that.

Um...

Whoop. Okay.

Uh, there you go.

Thank you. Mm-hmm.

Um, drive safe. I always do.

You... You got it.

Grossman Properties.

Please hold.

Busy day?

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Finished everything I had to do,

so I thought

I'd catch up on the news.

Hmm.

Will you make sure

this goes out today?

Yeah. Of course.

And maybe you can work on separating the

mail since you're not doing anything else.

Oh, I already did it.

Took like 10 minutes.

Okay, well, in general,

whenever you have downtime...

which I don't remember having

when I had your job...

But since you do,

it might be a good idea...

for you to read something

related to the company.

We just started construction

on five projects this week.

Are you familiar

with all of them?

Not yet.

But that's great advice.

Thank you, Valerie.

Great. Okay. Bye.

It didn't...

Oh. I'm sorry. That

didn't buzz you in? No.

Okay. Try again.

Uh...

Did you get it? No. It's still...

One more time.

Ow, I just...

It's been acting up all morning.

I'm sorry.

Got it?

Yeah. Thank you. Okay. Bye.

Hey!

Open up. I gotta

poop in your toilet.

Hi. Oh, my God.

Ah, Sasha, I'm Tim.

Hi. Oh, God. Yeah. Hi.

How are you? Mm-hmm.

I'm sorry.

Did Paige not tell you...

that I was crashing

your TV night?

No. It's okay.

Uh... Come on in.

I'm sorry that I was so gross

about the bathroom thing before.

I just didn't know anyone

else was here, and I...

Hey, everybody poops. Yeah.

Oh, good. You two met.

I'll go get the wine. Okay.

I'll go help her.

Nice to meet you.

Dude. Hmm?

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