Life Eternal Page #3

Our patient was so clumsy...

that he only hit the frontal lobe.

Which means there will be

no motor dysfunction.

More likely amnesia and abnormal behavior,

for example hypersexuality.

Well, Mr. Brenner...

No bowl movement again?

- Nurse,

I need police protection.

That's a first:

police protection to take a sh*t.

Let's try again in an hour.

Look what I brought you:

chocolate cat tongues.

Good thing I reacted so quickly.

You would have bled to death.

But who knows,

maybe it'll do me some good...

some day.

You'll go to heaven some day.

- To hell with heaven.

I was thinking you might at least grant me

preemption rights on your property.

Can you stand up already?

Yes.

Very good.

Can you stand on your own too?

May I wash your lower body now?

Excuse me, Doctor?

Through my left eye...

everything has a red tinge.

Is it permanent?

That's not my field of expertise.

So, Mr. Brenner.

You can't remember the shot?

What exactly is the last thing you remember?

A mattress.

A mattress.

Good.

I bought myself a mattress.

I don't remember anything after that.

It'll come back, won't it?

Not by itself.

You'll have to work at it.

How do I do that?

With retrograde amnesia...

what works really, really well

is hypnosis therapy.

Is that with the pendulum?

No, today it's done differently.

You lie on a couch, close your eyes,

relax, find your inner self...

No, no way am I doing that.

Mr. Brenner.

Memory is a very important thing.

- Sure.

We all repress things.

- I'm not repressing anything.

When a person survives a suicide attempt...

Listen, if I'm going to kill myself...

and shoot myself in the head, I'll use...

a 45 Magnum

and not a small-bore gun.

You shouldn't get excited.

I used to be a cop.

If I kill myself, it works!

Besides I'm right-handed.

I wouldn't fire with my left hand.

Yes, but we found gunshot residue

on your left hand.

Because the assassin was clever.

- Which assassin?

He shoots me here,

then puts the gun in my hand...

and fires again.

Simple as that.

There's no second bullet.

Of course not.

Because he fired out the window.

Do you remember where you bought the mattress?

- What mattress?

Is something wrong?

- I went to Kck's.

What?

After the mattress...

I was at Kck's...

by the stadium,

he has a second-hand shop,

we're old classmates,

and we had a few beers.

And Kck called that a**hole...

- That a**hole?

The Chief of Police.

There.

Dubrovnik isn't just around the corner,

I tell you.

Jeez, it's cold here!

In Dubrovnik

you can have lunch outside in the sun.

Real nice.

Say, isn't today the first of the month?

Merci!

Here you go!

Man, what an idiot!

I forgot to get gas.

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