Life as We Know It Page #2
Doggies have pups
Horses have pretty foals
And sheep have lambs
Cows have calves
And l bet you didn't know
That elephants have calves too
Lions and leopards have cubs
Which is the proper thing for them to do
[COOING]
PETER:
Dhe's gonna bIow if you keepdoing that. Dhe's in a puking phase.
MEDDER:
No. she Ioves it.
Dhe Ioves it. don't you. Doph?
You're the onIy girI I'II ever shave for.
You know that?
Dpeaking of. why didn't Liz come?
I thought you were getting serious.
No. we ended that a few weeks ago.
It wasn't working out.
PETER:
What happened?-I don't know.
I just didn't see us
on that Iong march towards death together.
-Oh. my bad. I thought you Iiked this girI.
-That was you. I just thought she was hot.
Honey. don't forget
to tip the castIe guys.
[TEENAGERD DPEAKING INDIDTINCTLY]
They show up Iate
and made me do the work.
-But. sure. Iet's tip the castIe guys.
TEENAGER:
Grasshopper.to this new famiIy practice.
HOLLY:
Mm-hm.
There's this doctor there. He's so cute.
I may have finaIIy repIaced
-Anyway. I noticed no ring...
-Dcoot.
...so I started a conversation
with his nurse.
-No.
-I pretended to Iike her naiIs.
-No. We agreed to a moratorium on setups.
-How do you know you won't Iike him?
You have the worst
-Like who?
-The shopIifter. AduIt-braces guy.
UnbeIievabIe.
You're stiII hoIding that over me.
I'm not even gonna
get into the Messer DebacIe of '07.
WeII. that was Peter.
I hardIy even knew him then.
You knew he caIIed himseIf Messer.
And you're my best friend.
You can't be Iike those women
who judge me because I don't wear a ring.
I'm not.
In the meantime.
you keep having gorgeous babies...
...and I wiII keep spoiIing them with this.
DeriousIy.
that's better than my wedding cake.
-I made your wedding cake.
-It was a IittIe dry.
[HOLLY DCOFFD]
Don't Iet any fat grown-ups in
whiIe the kids are inside.
[CHUCKLING]
Have you guys been smoking marijuana?
-That's iIIegaI.
-You're stoned.
What are you hoIding? Let me see it.
Come on. you want me to caII the cops?
PIease don't. My dad's a pastor.
[MEDDER CHUCKLED]
AII right. I'm taking this.
Next time. you are gonna be troubIe.
-Now get out of here.
-That's--
-Get out of here.
-Get out of here!
TEENAGER:
I bought that stuff.-TotaIIy unacceptabIe.
DeIivery kids show up
stoned out of their minds.
-Who needs a deaIer?
-Aren't you respectabIe now?
ReIax. Once a year.
under the right circumstances...
...AIison and I Iike to reIive our youth.
-Once a year?
-Yeah--
-Yeah. right. Once a year.
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