
Lethal Weapon
- R
- Year:
- 1987
- 110 min
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RIGGS (FIGURE)
Happy holidays. Mind if I join
you?
PUNK #1
Yes.
PUNK #2
F*ck off.
Riggs smiles at him innocently. Strokes the collie's fur
with one hand.
With the other, he reaches intb a paper sack and produces,
a spanking new bottle of Jack Daniels, possibly the finest
drink mankind has yet produced.
RIGGS:
I need help drinking this. Cool?
The dock workers exchange glances. There seems to be no
harm in this. One of them frowns:
PUNK #1
You a homo?
RIGGS:
Do I look like a homo?
PUNK #1
You got long hair. Homos got long
hair.
PUNK #3
I hate homos. Arrggh.
Riggs shakes his head, laughs.
RIGGS:
Boy, you guys are terrific. You
make me laugh, you just do.
At which point, appropriately enough, Punk #4 shakes a
beer and sprays it in the old collie's face.
Riggs leans forward.
RIGGS:
This your dog? Nice dog.
And then, he proceeds to do a peculiar thing:
He starts to talk to the dog -in
what seems to be the dog's own language.
Very weird, folks...
He coos, snuffles, barks softly, then withdraws,
listening, his ear to the dog's muzzle.
Riggs nods. Frowns.
The others look on, puzzled.
Then Riggs looks at each of the four dock workers.
RIGGS:
Huh-You know what? He says he
doesn't want you to spray beer in
his face. He says he just hates
that.
A pause. Uncomfortable. Then -
PUNK #1
Oh, he does ... ?
(beat)
Well, mister, why don't you ask
him what he likes...?
The others snicker. Riggs simply nods.
RIGGS:
Okay.
And once again, begins to confer with the dog. Listens
intently, piecing together what he is hearing.
RIGGS:
What ... ? You want ... oh. Oh,
hell no, I couldn't do that ...
Nossirree bob, you little nut.
He ruffles the dog's hair.
The men are more puzzled than ever as Riggs turns and
says:
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