Let's Be Evil Page #2

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with a monitored diet

based on their

nutritional requirements.

This ensures optimum performance

in neurological development.

- That's horrendous.

- It's nourishment that counts,

not taste.

- Well, I often like a healthy

serving of cat food

on a Friday night

instead of Chinese.

- Let's keep moving, everyone.

The candidates

don't really speak.

They don't need to.

They communicate like a unit.

We encourage them to indulge

only in the necessary

and not the pointless.

Welcome to the Learning Space.

- The candidates,

they're children.

- Okay, this is..

- So strange.

- Yeah.

- Darby, please do not get

too close to the candidates.

Darby, I really don't want

to ask you again.

- Well, uh, awkward.

- You are now entering

the playroom.

- Wow. This is so cool.

- Oh..

He looks like

he's enjoying himself.

- Cozy.

- That's better. Mm.

- Wow.

Yeah, I thought,

I thought you were cool..

Nearly until that moment.

- Thought I'd just try and

brighten the place up a little.

- I knew you were an artist.

Yep, artist hands.

You're gonna have to work

that magic in my room.

- A lovely touch, Jenny.

Please place your hand

on the circle.

Unpack, relax and settle in.

- Thanks.

Cozy.

- Tiggs, Darby, please allow me

to show you to your rooms.

- See you later, Jen.

- See ya.

- Arial, who do I speak to

about getting an extra pillow?

- I will look into it, Darby.

Your door is the first

on your left.

Please turn around, you have

walked past your room.

- I can't believe I'm taking

orders from a computer.

- Hello, Jenny.

- Oh, Arial. Hi.

- I'm sorry, Jenny,

I didn't mean to startle you.

- No, no, it's fine.

I guess I just

wasn't expecting you.

- I'm feeling pretty tired.

- I imagine you are.

I don't sleep.

Although technically, my system

does have a snooze function.

So, if you're so inclined

please feel free to use it every

now and again.

- Arial?

- Yes, Jenny?

- Did you just try

and make a joke?

- Yes, Jenny.

- I'm really grateful

for this opportunity, Arial.

Honestly, I don't know

what I would have done about

my mom's medical bills.

- I know, Jenny.

May I recommend

that you get some rest?

Your shift will begin

in a few hours.

- All candidates

in sleeping chambers..

Facility entering rest mode.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

- I hope you approve

of the wakeup call.

- It's my favorite song.

- I know, Jenny.

How are you feeling

this morning, Jenny?

- Good. That's the best

I've slept in a long time.

- That's wonderful. I'm glad.

- Thank you, Arial.

- If you'd like to follow me,

Jenny

I will show you where

you can shower and freshen up

before your shift.

- Oh, oh! Sorry.

- Uh, sugar?

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