Let's Kill Ward's Wife

Synopsis: Ward's wife is a bitch. Everyone knows it. Including Ward. After numerous conversations and ruminations on the subject amongst Ward's colorful group of friends, a fortuitous accident leads to a whole new world of problems and possibilities.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Scott Foley
Production: Tribeca Film
Rotten Tomatoes:
82 min

It's the best one yet.

You like it creamy?

I'll see you tomorrow.

Who was that? The chick

that works the counter.

Wow. You really let her know how you feel.

F*ck you. She's cute.

She sucks at her job,

but she's fucking cute.

Hey, are we still on for Sunday?

Yeah, we better be.

Good. A father's day golf

is just what the doctor ordered.

Of course, I'll spend my day

hitting tour-quality shots

while pussy ward

thins every iron

and somehow manages

to end up on the green.

Oh, hey, I'm pulling up

to robin peters.

Oh, dude, that's today?

Yeah. I'll fill you in later.

W-w-wait. Tell her she

sucked in prairie girl.

Ms. Peters, I'm so sorry I'm late.

Tom Bradford, ego magazine.

Mr. Bradford,

I've been doing interviews

for over two decades now,

and not once have I had

to wait for the interviewer.

I'm... I'm so sorry I'm late.


You are seven minutes late.


Sit down.

Thank you.


Sorry. We, uh... we were...

we just got a muffin.

We stopped, and the line was...

I've actually never seen

a line that long.

Sure. Hey, tootsie. Sorry.

Why don't you

go into your classroom,

and we'll be right there, okay?

Go on inside, okay?

Go on. Run, run.

What does that mean, "sure"?


Can you take lily this weekend?

You can't do this weekend?

I was just hoping we could

switch weekends is all.

I mean, if it's a big deal,


No. I can help you out.

Thanks. You're welcome.

You got a hot date? Or... no?

Nothing? You just... you

just wanna be alone?

Get some alone time?

It's not like a Vegas girl's weekend...

can you switch with me or not?

Look, I'm just trying to have

an adult conversation here.

Is that what this is?

You're being super defensive,

so, uh...

so I guess I'll take that

as you have a new lover.

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Scott Foley

Scott Kellerman Foley (born July 15, 1972) is an American actor, director, and screenwriter. Foley is known for roles in television shows such as The Unit, Felicity, and Scandal, and in films such as Scream 3. He has also guest starred in series including Dawson's Creek and House. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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