Let's Kill Ward's Wife Page #2

Synopsis: Ward's wife is a bitch. Everyone knows it. Including Ward. After numerous conversations and ruminations on the subject amongst Ward's colorful group of friends, a fortuitous accident leads to a whole new world of problems and possibilities.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Scott Foley
Production: Tribeca Film
 
IMDB:
5.4
Metacritic:
21
Rotten Tomatoes:
17%
UNRATED
Year:
2014
82 min
Website
94 Views


I will hit you.

Oh, my god! Oh, my god. Mom!

Hi. I am so sorry.

I don't mean to bother you.

It's okay. Is it okay if I

take a picture with you?

Sure. You don't mind?

No, not at all. Would you mind?

I'm coming in. Okay.

Thank you. Sure.

Thank you so much. Uh-huh.

I'm just such a huge fan

of west end medical.

Oh, yeah? I miss Bryce.

Yeah. Me too.

So what are you up to now?

Eh, not ripe yet.

Oh, yeah! Oh, sh*t.

Oh, god.

Oh, god.

Ohh!

Crabgrass?

Robin peters.

Hey! How'd it go?

She is fantastic.

Really? Fantastic.

Huh.

The interview, however... Why?

A two-time academy award

nominee, right? Mm-hmm.

Couldn't get arrested after pole dance.

She claws her way back.

Bit part here,

supporting part there.

Oh, man, but her tits in brick layer.

I know.

I know. Real, I think.

That reminds me.

I gotta call Geena. Hey, remind me

to call Geena. All right, boss.

Okay, so she claws her way back.

Yes. Right.

And so, this movie now

is getting some real traction.

So I show up and ask her

what the readers of our magazine

really wanna know.

You are cute

and easy to talk to.

Oh, thank you.

You must be good at your job.

Oh, please.

Well, you can put me at ease.

Well, you're easy. Am I?

Okay, on that note, I do have

some questions for you.

We have some business. There's some

business we have to attend to.

Business. Business, yes.

Very serious stuff here.

Um, all right.

Well, the readers

of the magazine

would like to know, uh...

What would your readers

like to know?

They wanna know about your dog.

About Sloopy.

It's a puggle, right?

Her dog? It's a pug?

You know who it is. Just

give me a second, all right?

Hey, babe.

Around 5:
00.

So how... how... how's the baby?

Oh, really. So, look,

what I think you should...

yeah, you do whatever you think.

At the end of the day, you're the mommy.

Whatever you wanna do.

I love you. Hello?

Hello?

Everything okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's, uh...

she's just a little upset

'cause the baby's cranky,

and I'm not around.

Because you're working. Yeah.

But I'm not there

for her and the baby either.

Because you're at work.

I know.

Just a really tough time

right now.

Maybe you can

have Stacy call Geena.

Maybe they can go

to the park or something,

get the kids out of the house

for a little while. Really?

That'd be okay with Geena?

Are you kidding?

Oh, she'd love that.

Maybe, um... maybe Sunday

while we're at golf.

You didn't tell her about golf?

I'm gonna. I promise. I am.

Look, it's really rough

right now with the kid.

You know I have a baby, too, right?

Yeah.

David... he's got a kid.

I'll tell her tonight.

For our champion, bunny!

Uh, do these go with your pants,

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Scott Foley

Scott Kellerman Foley (born July 15, 1972) is an American actor, director, and screenwriter. Foley is known for roles in television shows such as The Unit, Felicity, and Scandal, and in films such as Scream 3. He has also guest starred in series including Dawson's Creek and House. more…

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